Mouse seems doesn't pose like traditional mouse anymore...
Apple® today introduced the new wireless Magic Mouse, the first mouse to use Apple’s revolutionary Multi-Touch™ technology. Pioneered on iPhone®, iPod touch® and Mac® notebook trackpads, Multi-Touch allows customers to navigate using intuitive finger gestures. Instead of mechanical buttons, scroll wheels or scroll balls, the entire top of the Magic Mouse is a seamless Multi-Touch surface. Magic Mouse comes standard with the new iMac® and will be available as a Mac accessory at just RM229.
“Apple is the Multi-Touch leader, pioneering the use of this innovative technology in iPhone, iPod touch and Mac notebook trackpads,” said Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing. “Apple's Multi-Touch technology allows us to offer an easy to use mouse in a simple and elegant design.”
Magic Mouse features a seamless touch-sensitive enclosure that allows it to be a single or multi-button mouse with advanced gesture support. Using intuitive gestures, users can easily scroll through long documents, pan across large images or swipe to move forward or backward through a collection of web pages or photos. Magic Mouse works for left or right handed users and multi-button or gesture commands can be easily configured from within System Preferences.
The Magic Mouse laser tracking engine provides a smooth, consistent experience across more surfaces than a traditional optical tracking system. Magic Mouse uses Bluetooth wireless capabilities to create a clean, cable-free desk top and its secure wireless connection works from up to 10 meters away. To extend battery performance, Magic Mouse includes an advanced power management system that works with Mac OS® X to automatically switch to low power modes during periods of inactivity. The wireless Magic Mouse is powered by two AA batteries which are included.
Pricing & Availability
Magic Mouse comes standard with the new iMac and is available at the end of October through the Apple Store® (http://store.apple.com/my) and Apple Authorized Resellers for a suggested retail price of RM229. Magic Mouse requires Mac OS X Leopard® version 10.5.8 or later.
Apple ignited the personal computer revolution in the 1970s with the Apple II and reinvented the personal computer in the 1980s with the Macintosh. Today, Apple continues to lead the industry in innovation with its award-winning computers, OS X operating system and iLife and professional applications. Apple is also spearheading the digital media revolution with its iPod portable music and video players and iTunes online store, and has entered the mobile phone market with its revolutionary iPhone.
28 October 2009
New iMac, New Size, New Era
New iMac® line featuring brilliant LED-backlit 21.5 and 27-inch have been introduced including superb widescreen displays in a new edge-to-edge glass design and seamless all aluminum enclosure. The new iMac line, starting at RM4,299, is the fastest ever with Intel Core 2 Duo processors starting at 3.06 GHz, and Core i5 and i7 quad-core processors for up to twice the performance.* Every new iMac ships with a wireless keyboard and the all new wireless Magic Mouse, the world’s first mouse with Multi-Touch™ technology pioneered by Apple on the iPhone®, iPod touch® and Mac® notebook trackpad.
“The iMac is widely praised as the best desktop computer in the world and today we are making it even better,” said Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing. “With brilliant LED displays and the revolutionary Magic Mouse, the new iMac delivers an amazing desktop experience that we think customers will love.”
The new iMac features stunning LED-backlit displays with a 16:9 aspect ratio, ideal for watching high definition movies or editing and watching your own videos or photos using iLife®. The new 21.5-inch iMac features a high resolution 1920-by-1080 pixel display. The 27-inch iMac features a beautiful 2560-by-1440 pixel display that offers 60 percent more pixels than the previous 24-inch model. Both 21.5 and 27-inch displays use IPS technology to deliver consistent color across an ultra wide 178 degree viewing angle.
The iMac comes standard with a wireless keyboard and the new Magic Mouse featuring Apple’s revolutionary Multi-Touch technology. Instead of needing mechanical buttons, scroll wheels or scroll balls, the entire top of the Magic Mouse is a seamless Multi-Touch surface. Using intuitive gestures, a user can easily scroll through long documents, pan across large images or swipe to move forward or backward through a collection of web pages or photos. The Magic Mouse can be configured as either a single button or two button mouse, according to the user’s preference. The wireless keyboard and Magic Mouse work seamlessly with the iMac’s built-in Bluetooth capabilities to provide a clean, cable-free desk top.
The iMac features improved graphics across the line with NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics or ATI Radeon HD 4670 discrete graphics in the 21.5-inch model, and ATI Radeon HD 4670 discrete graphics or ATI Radeon HD 4850 discrete graphics in the 27-inch model. The new iMac line now also features 4GB of 1066 MHz DDR3 memory and capacity up to 16GB across four SO-DIMM slots. Every iMac features a built-in iSight® video camera, mic and stereo speakers integrated into the thin aluminum and glass design. iMac includes built-in AirPort Extreme® 802.11n Wi-Fi networking, Bluetooth 2.1+EDR, Gigabit Ethernet, a total of four USB 2.0 ports, one FireWire® 800 port and a new built-in SD card slot.
Apple today also announced that the Mac mini, the world’s most energy efficient desktop,** is now faster, offers more storage and comes standard with double the memory. Starting at RM2,199, the entry level Mac mini features a faster 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor and 2GB of DDR3 1066 MHz memory, a 160GB hard drive, five USB 2.0 ports, FireWire 800, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics and a SuperDrive®. The RM2,899 Mac mini features a 2.53 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 4GB of memory and a larger 320GB hard drive. Apple now offers a RM3,599 Mac mini that is specially configured with Mac OS® X Snow Leopard® Server. Mac mini with Snow Leopard Server features two 500GB hard drives for a total of 1TB of server storage in the tiny 6.5-inch square by 2-inch tall Mac mini enclosure.
Continuing Apple’s commitment to the environment, both iMac and Mac mini extend their leadership in green design. iMac and Mac mini meet the new, more stringent Energy Star 5.0 requirements and achieve EPEAT Gold status.*** The new iMac now features LED-backlit displays that are mercury-free and made with arsenic-free glass. Both iMac and Mac mini use PVC-free internal components and cables, contain no brominated flame retardants, use highly recyclable materials, and feature material-efficient system and packaging designs.
Every Mac comes with Mac OS X Snow Leopard, the world’s most advanced operating system, and iLife, Apple’s innovative suite of applications for managing photos, making movies and creating and learning to play music. Snow Leopard builds on a decade of OS X innovation and success with hundreds of refinements, new core technologies and out of the box support for Microsoft Exchange. iLife features iPhoto®, to easily organize and manage photos; iMovie® with powerful easy-to-use new features such as Precision Editor, video stabilization and advanced drag and drop; and GarageBand® which introduces a whole new way to help you learn to play piano and guitar.
Pricing & Availability
The new 3.06 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo iMac and Mac mini lines will be available on November 11 through the Apple Store® (http://store.apple.com/my) and Apple Authorized Resellers. The Intel Core i5 and i7 quad-core iMacs are available for order and will begin shipping this November. Mac mini with Mac OS X Snow Leopard Server is available from the Apple Store online. Build-to- order options are available from Apple Store (http://store.apple.com/my).
The new 21.5-inch 3.06 GHz iMac, for a suggested retail price of RM4,299, includes:
• 21.5-inch 1920 x 1080 LED-backlit display;
• 3.06 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 3MB shared L2 cache;
• 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM expandable to 16GB;
• NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics;
• 500GB Serial ATA hard drive running at 7200 rpm;
• a slot-load 8x SuperDrive with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• built-in iSight video camera;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• four USB 2.0 ports;
• one FireWire 800 port;
• SD card slot;
• built-in stereo speakers and microphone; and
• Wireless Apple Keyboard, Magic Mouse.
The new 21.5-inch 3.06 GHz iMac, for a suggested retail price of RM5,299, includes:
• 21.5-inch 1920 x 1080 LED-backlit display;
• 3.06 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 3MB shared L2 cache;
• 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM expandable to 16GB;
• ATI Radeon HD 4670 discrete graphics; with 256MB GDDR3;
• 1TB Serial ATA hard drive running at 7200 rpm;
• a slot-load 8x SuperDrive with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• built-in iSight video camera;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• four USB 2.0 ports;
• one FireWire 800 port;
• SD card slot;
• built-in stereo speakers and microphone; and
• Wireless Apple Keyboard, Magic Mouse.
The new 27-inch 3.06 GHz iMac, for a suggested retail price of RM5,999, includes:
• 27-inch 2560 x 1440 LED-backlit display;
• 3.06 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 3MB shared L2 cache;
• 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM expandable to 16GB;
• ATI Radeon HD 4670 discrete graphics; with 256MB GDDR3;
• 1TB Serial ATA hard drive running at 7200 rpm;
• a slot-load 8x SuperDrive with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video input and output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• built-in iSight video camera;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• four USB 2.0 ports;
• one FireWire 800 port;
• SD card slot;
• built-in stereo speakers and microphone; and
• Wireless Apple Keyboard, Magic Mouse.
The new 27-inch 2.66 GHz Core i5 iMac, for a suggested retail price of RM6,999, includes:
• 27-inch 2560 x 1440 LED-backlit display;
• 2.66 GHz Intel Core i5 quad-core processor with 8MB shared L3 cache;
• 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM expandable to 16GB;
• ATI Radeon HD 4850 discrete graphics; with 512MB GDDR3;
• 1TB Serial ATA hard drive running at 7200 rpm;
• a slot-load 8x SuperDrive with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video input and output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• built-in iSight video camera;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• four USB 2.0 ports;
• one FireWire 800 port;
• SD card slot;
• built-in stereo speakers and microphone; and
• Wireless Apple Keyboard, Magic Mouse.
Build-to-order options for the 27-inch Core i5 quad-core iMac include a 2.8 GHz Intel Core i7 quad-core processor.
*Based on estimated results of industry-standard SPECint_base2006 and SPECfp_rate_base2006 rate tests. SPEC® is a registered trademark of Standard Performance Evaluation Corporation (SPEC). Testing conducted by Apple in October 2009 using preproduction 27-inch iMac Intel Core i5-based 2.66 GHz units and shipping 24-inch iMac Intel Core 2 Duo–based 3.06 GHz units. Performance tests are conducted using specific computer systems and reflect the approximate performance of iMac.
“The iMac is widely praised as the best desktop computer in the world and today we are making it even better,” said Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing. “With brilliant LED displays and the revolutionary Magic Mouse, the new iMac delivers an amazing desktop experience that we think customers will love.”
The new iMac features stunning LED-backlit displays with a 16:9 aspect ratio, ideal for watching high definition movies or editing and watching your own videos or photos using iLife®. The new 21.5-inch iMac features a high resolution 1920-by-1080 pixel display. The 27-inch iMac features a beautiful 2560-by-1440 pixel display that offers 60 percent more pixels than the previous 24-inch model. Both 21.5 and 27-inch displays use IPS technology to deliver consistent color across an ultra wide 178 degree viewing angle.
The iMac comes standard with a wireless keyboard and the new Magic Mouse featuring Apple’s revolutionary Multi-Touch technology. Instead of needing mechanical buttons, scroll wheels or scroll balls, the entire top of the Magic Mouse is a seamless Multi-Touch surface. Using intuitive gestures, a user can easily scroll through long documents, pan across large images or swipe to move forward or backward through a collection of web pages or photos. The Magic Mouse can be configured as either a single button or two button mouse, according to the user’s preference. The wireless keyboard and Magic Mouse work seamlessly with the iMac’s built-in Bluetooth capabilities to provide a clean, cable-free desk top.
The iMac features improved graphics across the line with NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics or ATI Radeon HD 4670 discrete graphics in the 21.5-inch model, and ATI Radeon HD 4670 discrete graphics or ATI Radeon HD 4850 discrete graphics in the 27-inch model. The new iMac line now also features 4GB of 1066 MHz DDR3 memory and capacity up to 16GB across four SO-DIMM slots. Every iMac features a built-in iSight® video camera, mic and stereo speakers integrated into the thin aluminum and glass design. iMac includes built-in AirPort Extreme® 802.11n Wi-Fi networking, Bluetooth 2.1+EDR, Gigabit Ethernet, a total of four USB 2.0 ports, one FireWire® 800 port and a new built-in SD card slot.
Apple today also announced that the Mac mini, the world’s most energy efficient desktop,** is now faster, offers more storage and comes standard with double the memory. Starting at RM2,199, the entry level Mac mini features a faster 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor and 2GB of DDR3 1066 MHz memory, a 160GB hard drive, five USB 2.0 ports, FireWire 800, NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics and a SuperDrive®. The RM2,899 Mac mini features a 2.53 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 4GB of memory and a larger 320GB hard drive. Apple now offers a RM3,599 Mac mini that is specially configured with Mac OS® X Snow Leopard® Server. Mac mini with Snow Leopard Server features two 500GB hard drives for a total of 1TB of server storage in the tiny 6.5-inch square by 2-inch tall Mac mini enclosure.
Continuing Apple’s commitment to the environment, both iMac and Mac mini extend their leadership in green design. iMac and Mac mini meet the new, more stringent Energy Star 5.0 requirements and achieve EPEAT Gold status.*** The new iMac now features LED-backlit displays that are mercury-free and made with arsenic-free glass. Both iMac and Mac mini use PVC-free internal components and cables, contain no brominated flame retardants, use highly recyclable materials, and feature material-efficient system and packaging designs.
Every Mac comes with Mac OS X Snow Leopard, the world’s most advanced operating system, and iLife, Apple’s innovative suite of applications for managing photos, making movies and creating and learning to play music. Snow Leopard builds on a decade of OS X innovation and success with hundreds of refinements, new core technologies and out of the box support for Microsoft Exchange. iLife features iPhoto®, to easily organize and manage photos; iMovie® with powerful easy-to-use new features such as Precision Editor, video stabilization and advanced drag and drop; and GarageBand® which introduces a whole new way to help you learn to play piano and guitar.
Pricing & Availability
The new 3.06 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo iMac and Mac mini lines will be available on November 11 through the Apple Store® (http://store.apple.com/my) and Apple Authorized Resellers. The Intel Core i5 and i7 quad-core iMacs are available for order and will begin shipping this November. Mac mini with Mac OS X Snow Leopard Server is available from the Apple Store online. Build-to- order options are available from Apple Store (http://store.apple.com/my).
The new 21.5-inch 3.06 GHz iMac, for a suggested retail price of RM4,299, includes:
• 21.5-inch 1920 x 1080 LED-backlit display;
• 3.06 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 3MB shared L2 cache;
• 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM expandable to 16GB;
• NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics;
• 500GB Serial ATA hard drive running at 7200 rpm;
• a slot-load 8x SuperDrive with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• built-in iSight video camera;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• four USB 2.0 ports;
• one FireWire 800 port;
• SD card slot;
• built-in stereo speakers and microphone; and
• Wireless Apple Keyboard, Magic Mouse.
The new 21.5-inch 3.06 GHz iMac, for a suggested retail price of RM5,299, includes:
• 21.5-inch 1920 x 1080 LED-backlit display;
• 3.06 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 3MB shared L2 cache;
• 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM expandable to 16GB;
• ATI Radeon HD 4670 discrete graphics; with 256MB GDDR3;
• 1TB Serial ATA hard drive running at 7200 rpm;
• a slot-load 8x SuperDrive with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• built-in iSight video camera;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• four USB 2.0 ports;
• one FireWire 800 port;
• SD card slot;
• built-in stereo speakers and microphone; and
• Wireless Apple Keyboard, Magic Mouse.
The new 27-inch 3.06 GHz iMac, for a suggested retail price of RM5,999, includes:
• 27-inch 2560 x 1440 LED-backlit display;
• 3.06 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 3MB shared L2 cache;
• 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM expandable to 16GB;
• ATI Radeon HD 4670 discrete graphics; with 256MB GDDR3;
• 1TB Serial ATA hard drive running at 7200 rpm;
• a slot-load 8x SuperDrive with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video input and output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• built-in iSight video camera;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• four USB 2.0 ports;
• one FireWire 800 port;
• SD card slot;
• built-in stereo speakers and microphone; and
• Wireless Apple Keyboard, Magic Mouse.
The new 27-inch 2.66 GHz Core i5 iMac, for a suggested retail price of RM6,999, includes:
• 27-inch 2560 x 1440 LED-backlit display;
• 2.66 GHz Intel Core i5 quad-core processor with 8MB shared L3 cache;
• 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM expandable to 16GB;
• ATI Radeon HD 4850 discrete graphics; with 512MB GDDR3;
• 1TB Serial ATA hard drive running at 7200 rpm;
• a slot-load 8x SuperDrive with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video input and output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• built-in iSight video camera;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• four USB 2.0 ports;
• one FireWire 800 port;
• SD card slot;
• built-in stereo speakers and microphone; and
• Wireless Apple Keyboard, Magic Mouse.
Build-to-order options for the 27-inch Core i5 quad-core iMac include a 2.8 GHz Intel Core i7 quad-core processor.
*Based on estimated results of industry-standard SPECint_base2006 and SPECfp_rate_base2006 rate tests. SPEC® is a registered trademark of Standard Performance Evaluation Corporation (SPEC). Testing conducted by Apple in October 2009 using preproduction 27-inch iMac Intel Core i5-based 2.66 GHz units and shipping 24-inch iMac Intel Core 2 Duo–based 3.06 GHz units. Performance tests are conducted using specific computer systems and reflect the approximate performance of iMac.
New Macbook with LED backlight
Apple® today updated its popular MacBook® with a new, durable polycarbonate unibody design featuring a brilliant LED-backlit display, a glass Multi-Touch™ trackpad and Apple’s innovative built-in battery for up to seven hours of battery life. Inheriting technology and design features from the MacBook Pro line, the new MacBook is an ideal consumer notebook for students and new Mac® users, and is available for RM3,599.
“The new MacBook includes many of the great features found on the innovative MacBook Pro, such as an LED-backlit display, glass Multi-Touch trackpad and built-in long-life battery,” said Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing. “With the only lineup of notebooks all featuring unibody enclosures, LED-backlit displays and long-life battery technology, there’s never been a better time to switch to a Mac.”
The new MacBook features a unibody, polycarbonate enclosure that makes it lighter and more durable. The new design includes a unique non-skid bottom surface and at just 2.13 kg , the sleek MacBook slides easily into a backpack or briefcase. MacBook comes standard with a bright, LED-backlit display with the same wide-angle viewing technology used in the MacBook Pro line. The new MacBook has a 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 2GB RAM, a 250GB hard drive, and powerful NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics.
The new MacBook includes Apple’s innovative built-in notebook battery for up to seven hours of wireless productivity on a single charge, and up to 1,000 recharges.* At nearly three times the lifespan of conventional notebook batteries, Apple’s built-in battery results in fewer depleted batteries and less waste. Battery replacement service is available at Apple Authorized Service Providers.
The energy-efficient MacBook joins the industry’s greenest lineup of notebooks, with every Mac notebook achieving EPEAT Gold** status and meeting Energy Star 5.0 requirements. The entire Mac notebook line now comes standard with energy efficient LED-backlit displays that are mercury-free and made with arsenic-free glass. Mac notebooks contain no brominated flame retardants, use internal cables and components that are PVC-free and are constructed of recyclable materials.
Every Mac comes with Mac OS® X Snow Leopard®, the world’s most advanced operating system, and iLife®, Apple’s innovative suite of applications for managing photos, making movies and creating and learning to play music. Snow Leopard builds on a decade of OS X innovation and success with hundreds of refinements, new core technologies and out of the box support for Microsoft Exchange. iLife features iPhoto®, to easily organize and manage photos; iMovie® with powerful easy-to-use new features such as Precision Editor, video stabilization and advanced drag and drop; and GarageBand® which introduces a whole new way to help you learn to play piano and guitar.
Pricing & Availability
The new MacBook is available immediately through the Apple Store® (http://store.apple.com/my) and Apple Authorized Resellers. Build-to- order options are available from Apple Store (http://store.apple.com/my).
The new MacBook, for a suggested retail price of RM3,599, includes:
• 13.3-inch widescreen LED-backlit 1280 x 800 glossy display;
• 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo with 3MB shared L2 cache;
• 1066 MHz front-side bus;
• 2GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM, expandable to 4GB;
• NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics;
• 250 GB serial ATA hard drive running at 5400 rpm, with Sudden Motion Sensor;
• a slot-load 8X SuperDrive® with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme® 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• built-in iSight® video camera;
• two USB 2.0 ports;
• one audio line in/out port, supporting optical digital out and analog in/out;
• glass Multi-Touch trackpad;
• built-in, 60WHr lithium polymer battery; and
• 60 Watt MagSafe® Power Adapter.
Build-to-order options for the MacBook include the ability to upgrade to 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM, or 320GB 5400 rpm, 500GB 5400 rpm hard drive, Mini DisplayPort to DVI Adapter, Mini DisplayPort to Dual-Link DVI Adapter (for 30-inch DVI display), Mini DisplayPort to VGA Adapter, Apple MagSafe Airline Adapter and the AppleCare Protection Plan.
“The new MacBook includes many of the great features found on the innovative MacBook Pro, such as an LED-backlit display, glass Multi-Touch trackpad and built-in long-life battery,” said Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing. “With the only lineup of notebooks all featuring unibody enclosures, LED-backlit displays and long-life battery technology, there’s never been a better time to switch to a Mac.”
The new MacBook features a unibody, polycarbonate enclosure that makes it lighter and more durable. The new design includes a unique non-skid bottom surface and at just 2.13 kg , the sleek MacBook slides easily into a backpack or briefcase. MacBook comes standard with a bright, LED-backlit display with the same wide-angle viewing technology used in the MacBook Pro line. The new MacBook has a 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 2GB RAM, a 250GB hard drive, and powerful NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics.
The new MacBook includes Apple’s innovative built-in notebook battery for up to seven hours of wireless productivity on a single charge, and up to 1,000 recharges.* At nearly three times the lifespan of conventional notebook batteries, Apple’s built-in battery results in fewer depleted batteries and less waste. Battery replacement service is available at Apple Authorized Service Providers.
The energy-efficient MacBook joins the industry’s greenest lineup of notebooks, with every Mac notebook achieving EPEAT Gold** status and meeting Energy Star 5.0 requirements. The entire Mac notebook line now comes standard with energy efficient LED-backlit displays that are mercury-free and made with arsenic-free glass. Mac notebooks contain no brominated flame retardants, use internal cables and components that are PVC-free and are constructed of recyclable materials.
Every Mac comes with Mac OS® X Snow Leopard®, the world’s most advanced operating system, and iLife®, Apple’s innovative suite of applications for managing photos, making movies and creating and learning to play music. Snow Leopard builds on a decade of OS X innovation and success with hundreds of refinements, new core technologies and out of the box support for Microsoft Exchange. iLife features iPhoto®, to easily organize and manage photos; iMovie® with powerful easy-to-use new features such as Precision Editor, video stabilization and advanced drag and drop; and GarageBand® which introduces a whole new way to help you learn to play piano and guitar.
Pricing & Availability
The new MacBook is available immediately through the Apple Store® (http://store.apple.com/my) and Apple Authorized Resellers. Build-to- order options are available from Apple Store (http://store.apple.com/my).
The new MacBook, for a suggested retail price of RM3,599, includes:
• 13.3-inch widescreen LED-backlit 1280 x 800 glossy display;
• 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo with 3MB shared L2 cache;
• 1066 MHz front-side bus;
• 2GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM, expandable to 4GB;
• NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics;
• 250 GB serial ATA hard drive running at 5400 rpm, with Sudden Motion Sensor;
• a slot-load 8X SuperDrive® with double-layer support (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW);
• Mini DisplayPort for video output (adapters sold separately);
• built-in AirPort Extreme® 802.11n wireless networking and Bluetooth 2.1+EDR;
• Gigabit Ethernet port;
• built-in iSight® video camera;
• two USB 2.0 ports;
• one audio line in/out port, supporting optical digital out and analog in/out;
• glass Multi-Touch trackpad;
• built-in, 60WHr lithium polymer battery; and
• 60 Watt MagSafe® Power Adapter.
Build-to-order options for the MacBook include the ability to upgrade to 4GB 1066 MHz DDR3 SDRAM, or 320GB 5400 rpm, 500GB 5400 rpm hard drive, Mini DisplayPort to DVI Adapter, Mini DisplayPort to Dual-Link DVI Adapter (for 30-inch DVI display), Mini DisplayPort to VGA Adapter, Apple MagSafe Airline Adapter and the AppleCare Protection Plan.
24 October 2009
New Perodua MPV
i received an email few days ago...tell me about upcoming Perodua MPV...i'm sure how true it was but that email seems can be trusted...
20 October 2009
Latest : New EOS
Another milestone in the photography industry sharp at 12pm in Malaysia as Canon introducing the latest in DSLR camera, EOS 1D Mark IV and EOS Mark 5D IIm
Ken Watanabe appointed as ambassador for Canon EOS
Canon today announced Ken Watanabe as their endorser in conjuction with the launch of new DSLR camera EOS 7D.
This mid range DSLR is endorsed by Watanabe himself
Vice President Canon Singapore Pte Ltd, Melvyn Ho,said Canon decision to choosed Watanabe as their spokeperson is related with his meticulous in his craft, both as distinguished Asian actor who has made it big in Hollywood and as a serious photographer, pushing his creativity boundaries
This mid range DSLR is endorsed by Watanabe himself
Vice President Canon Singapore Pte Ltd, Melvyn Ho,said Canon decision to choosed Watanabe as their spokeperson is related with his meticulous in his craft, both as distinguished Asian actor who has made it big in Hollywood and as a serious photographer, pushing his creativity boundaries
18 October 2009
Phone scam?
I received this email couple of days before...hopefully somebody will do something about it
I cannot stop myself from sharing this with all of you.
Its all started when I received a call from someone claimed that he was from Maxis asking me to shutdown phone for 2 hours for 3g update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question any shutdown my cell phone.
After 45 minutes I feel very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on back my cell phone back and I received several numbers of call; few numbers from my family members and the other numbers was from the number that call me before; 3954380.
I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worry asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they received a call from someone claimed that they have me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard my voice crying
out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asking them to lodge a police report.
Right after that I received again call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which this time I refused to do so and hung up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery run down. I myself lodge a police report and was informed by the officer that this
kind of scam always reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money. Bank can only returned back the money if the owners of the account agree to do
so or there is a court order.
Guys, be careful that this kind of scam might happened to any of us!!!
Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you asked to shutdown your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND! Your friend should receive the same call.
Any Customer Service should introduce their NAME AT THE BEGINNING of the call. Ignore them if you don't get a name at the beginning of the call. If you received instructions from unrecognized number/person that you are not sure, make your own judgment. The BEST is DO NOT RESPONSE
If you cannot pickup your loved one's call, DO GIVE A CALLBACK immediately! Update your loved one with ALTERNATE CONTACT wherever you are
If you think you are SMART that you cannot be cheated, You are wrong!
Be Safe and Stay Alert!
I cannot stop myself from sharing this with all of you.
Its all started when I received a call from someone claimed that he was from Maxis asking me to shutdown phone for 2 hours for 3g update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question any shutdown my cell phone.
After 45 minutes I feel very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on back my cell phone back and I received several numbers of call; few numbers from my family members and the other numbers was from the number that call me before; 3954380.
I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worry asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they received a call from someone claimed that they have me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard my voice crying
out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asking them to lodge a police report.
Right after that I received again call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which this time I refused to do so and hung up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery run down. I myself lodge a police report and was informed by the officer that this
kind of scam always reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money. Bank can only returned back the money if the owners of the account agree to do
so or there is a court order.
Guys, be careful that this kind of scam might happened to any of us!!!
Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you asked to shutdown your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND! Your friend should receive the same call.
Any Customer Service should introduce their NAME AT THE BEGINNING of the call. Ignore them if you don't get a name at the beginning of the call. If you received instructions from unrecognized number/person that you are not sure, make your own judgment. The BEST is DO NOT RESPONSE
If you cannot pickup your loved one's call, DO GIVE A CALLBACK immediately! Update your loved one with ALTERNATE CONTACT wherever you are
If you think you are SMART that you cannot be cheated, You are wrong!
Be Safe and Stay Alert!
12 September 2009
06 September 2009
SKMM ADVISES MALAYSIAN WEBSITE OWNERS TO UPDATE AND SECURE THEIR WEBSITES FROM HACKER ATTACKS
Cyberjaya – In response to media reports on the incidences of Malaysian websites being compromised by hackers, the Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (SKMM) advises Malaysian website owners to update and secure their website applications and servers to the latest patches and service packs to fix various vulnerabilities that can be exploited by hackers to compromise their websites.
The hacking incidence was first detected on 31 August 2009 and has since then affected 125 websites, where the hackers had inserted a webpage through known vulnerabilities on the websites, announcing that they have compromised those websites.
SKMM has been monitoring the situation through the SKMM Network Security Center (SNSC) and various postings made by the hackers on related blogs, forums and social networking websites.
Based on the reports from the owners of the compromised websites, there is no further evidence to suggest that there were other damaging activities other than the injected webpage. SKMM have worked with them to update their websites with the latest patch and service packs to fix the vulnerabilities and remove the injected webpage. The website owners have been advised to contact SKMM if they detect further hacking activities on their websites.
The hacking incidence was first detected on 31 August 2009 and has since then affected 125 websites, where the hackers had inserted a webpage through known vulnerabilities on the websites, announcing that they have compromised those websites.
SKMM has been monitoring the situation through the SKMM Network Security Center (SNSC) and various postings made by the hackers on related blogs, forums and social networking websites.
Based on the reports from the owners of the compromised websites, there is no further evidence to suggest that there were other damaging activities other than the injected webpage. SKMM have worked with them to update their websites with the latest patch and service packs to fix the vulnerabilities and remove the injected webpage. The website owners have been advised to contact SKMM if they detect further hacking activities on their websites.
Bodohnya mereka yang tolak kuil
Tulisan Zaid Ibrahim yang saya setuju! Selepas 52 tahun Merdeka....masih ada puak berparti 'U' yang begitu mementingkan semangat kemelayuan tak kena tempat walhal kita hidup di Malaysia ini perlu harmoni tanpa ada perasaan syak kepada kaum lain.
Kalau puak berparti 'U' ini terus hidup...merekalah yang menggagalkan usaha 1Malaysia Perdana Menteri sendiri.
Zaid Ibrahim
YB Nurul Izzah dari Lembah Pantai begitu murah hati. Dia memuji saya sebagai seorang pemimpin politik Melayu yang berani sederhana dan berprinsip. Saya amat berterima kasih kepadanya.
Tetapi sebenarnya ada ramai lagi pemimpin Melayu Islam yang tidak ekstrem dan bersifat sederhana. Mereka berani ,ada prinsip dan integriti. Mereka juga wajar kita beri perhatian dan sokongan .Orang Melayu Islam di negara ini memerlukan kepimpinan yang sederhana dan berperikemanusiaan seperti Tok Guru Nik Aziz dan YB Khalid Samad.
Berbeza pula dengan Menteri Dalam Negeri Hishammuddin Hussein yang bangga kerana dapat menunjukkan kepada kepimpinan UMNO dan kuncu-kuncu mereka di Seksyen 23 Shah Alam, Selangor bahawa dialah yang prihatin dengan nasib orang-orang UMNO. Orang-orang inilah yang berarak dengan kepala lembu membantah cadangan pembinaan sebuah kuil kerana kononnya kuil itu dekat dengan rumah mereka.
Hishammuddin sedikit pun tak rasa bersalah atau meminta maaf terhadap tindakan mengancam rusuhan kaum dan menghina kaum serta agama lain. Malah dia pula menjadi jurucakap kumpulan ini dengan berkata mereka tidak berniat untuk menghina sesiapa. Sudah tentu selepas lawatan ke tempat itu dan kenyataan Menteri yang sedemikian rupa, maka siasatan polis juga mungkin selesai begitu sahaja selepas ini. Jika pergaduhan kaum berlaku atas provokasi kumpulan kepala lembu itu, apakah Hishammuddin berani bertanggungjawab?
Pada zaman penjajahan dahulu, iaitu sebelum UMNO bermaharajalela di negara ini, Masjid Kapitan Keling telah dibina di sebelah kuil Hindu Arulmigu Mahamariamman di Pitt Street di Pulau Pinang. Di hadapan masjid itu pula ada gereja Kristian St George’s Church. Orang Islam masa itu bila sembahyang di masjid itu tidak pula rasa tersinggung atau goyang iman mereka.
Mereka tidak pula menyembelih lembu dan berarak membawa kepala lembu serta memaki hamun kaum dan agama lain. Yang berkuasa di Pulau Pinang pada zaman itu adalah orang Kristian. Mereka berhak untuk melarang pembinaan Masjid Kapitan Keling dan kuil Hindu di sebelah gereja mereka. Kuasa ada pada mereka. Mereka boleh memberi alasan kononnya mereka tersinggung dann terguris hati jika masjid dan kuil dibina di sebelah gereja mereka.
Mereka boleh berkata sembahyang mereka tidak sempurna atau tidak diterima Tuhan kalau ada masjid dan kuil yang berdekatan dengan gereja mereka. Tetapi penjajah Inggeris tidak pula berbuat demikian. Malah dekat situ juga ada kuil Kuan Yin Teng untuk orang Cina.
Nampaknya pada zaman dulu, manusia Malaya boleh hidup saling hormat-menghormati antara satu sama lain. Masa itu orang Melayu Malaya tidak perlu dibawa ke seminar khas Biro Tata Negara untuk menginsafkan mereka tentang nasib agama dan bangsa. Masa itu tidak ada Utusan Malaysia yang mana pengarangnya seperti Zainuddin Maidin dan anak-anak didiknya telah mengajar orang Melayu supaya membenci kaum dan agama lain.
Jika masyarakat Pulau Pinang terdiri dari berbagai kaum, Kelantan pula yang majoriti penduduk adalah orang Melayu turut bersikap terbuka. Kerana sifat unik orang Kelantan ini, maka UMNO tidak sempat tumbuh segar dan dengan itu selamatlah nasib orang Melayu Islam Kelantan.
Darah mereka belum tebal dengan rasa benci dan perkauman yang meluap-luap. Jiwa Islam Melayu yang dipupuk dalam suasana kampung masih tenang dan beradab. Kalau orang Kelantan “gedebe” pun, ia tidak ada kena-mengena dengan kebencian kaum dan agama. Orang Kelantan ke masjid dan surau untuk melakukan ibadah tetapi tidaklah pula mereka rasa tersinggung bila melihat kuil Buddha yang besar tersergah di kawasan mereka.
Hanya di Kelantan ada tiga wat Buddha yang terbesar; Buddha Berdiri di Kampung Balai, Buddha Berehat di Kampung Berok dan Buddha Bersila di Kampung Jubarak. Semua wat Buddha ini dibina dengan harga berjuta ringgit; berada dalam kawasan majoriti besar orang Melayu Islam. Tetapi Melayu Islam di kampung-kampung ini tidak sama dengan sesetengah Melayu canggih di Seksyen 23 Shah Alam.
Melayu kampung di Kelantan mendengar nasihat Tok Guru Nik Aziz untuk hormat agama lain. Mereka tahu apa yang Tok Guru ajar itu memang berlandaskan Al-Quran yang melarang umat Islam mempermain-mainkan agama orang lain. Orang Melayu Islam di Kelantan juga tidak terguris hati mereka bila kerajaan membina sabuah masjid di Rantau Panjang yang bentuk rupa saperti rumah maharaja Cina. Malah mereka bangga dengan sikap toleran dan keterbukaan Islam yang di tonjolkan olih Tok Guru.
Sepatutnya orang Melayu di Shah Alam mendengar nasihat YB Khalid Samad, seorang pemimpin Melayu Islam yang sederhana dan peka kepada tuntutan dan masalah rakyat di negara majmuk Malaysia ini. Khalid telah menulis dengan berani dalam blognya:
“Terdapat juga segelintir golongan yang bagaikan tidak sanggup ‘melihat’ kuil dan tok kong. Walau jauh macam mana sekalipun, sekiranya mereka buka jendela rumah dan dapat melihat ‘bumbung kuil atau tok kong’, mereka menjadi bagaikan dirasuk. Adakah wajar sikap ‘ekstrimis’ yang seperti ini di sebuah negara yang diwarnai dengan kepelbagaian kaum dan agama?”. Kalau nak tahu lebih lanjut isu kuil dan kepala lembu itu, sila layari: www.khalidsamad.com
Khalid dan Tok Guru adalah antara pemimpin Melayu Islam yang patut kita banggakan kerana mereka mampu menyelamatkan negara ini dari terjunam ke dalam kancah pergaduhan kaum dan pertelingkahan agama yang dashat. Saya yakin ada ramai lagi orang Melayu Islam yang berpendirian sederhana tapi tegas dan benar-benar menghayati prinsip jujur, ikhlas dan toleran mengikut ajaran Islam. Orang-orang seperti inilah yang wajar kita dengar pandangan mereka. bukan penghasut dan pembenci kaum dan agama.
Sumber - Zaid Ibrahim
Kalau puak berparti 'U' ini terus hidup...merekalah yang menggagalkan usaha 1Malaysia Perdana Menteri sendiri.
Zaid Ibrahim
YB Nurul Izzah dari Lembah Pantai begitu murah hati. Dia memuji saya sebagai seorang pemimpin politik Melayu yang berani sederhana dan berprinsip. Saya amat berterima kasih kepadanya.
Tetapi sebenarnya ada ramai lagi pemimpin Melayu Islam yang tidak ekstrem dan bersifat sederhana. Mereka berani ,ada prinsip dan integriti. Mereka juga wajar kita beri perhatian dan sokongan .Orang Melayu Islam di negara ini memerlukan kepimpinan yang sederhana dan berperikemanusiaan seperti Tok Guru Nik Aziz dan YB Khalid Samad.
Berbeza pula dengan Menteri Dalam Negeri Hishammuddin Hussein yang bangga kerana dapat menunjukkan kepada kepimpinan UMNO dan kuncu-kuncu mereka di Seksyen 23 Shah Alam, Selangor bahawa dialah yang prihatin dengan nasib orang-orang UMNO. Orang-orang inilah yang berarak dengan kepala lembu membantah cadangan pembinaan sebuah kuil kerana kononnya kuil itu dekat dengan rumah mereka.
Hishammuddin sedikit pun tak rasa bersalah atau meminta maaf terhadap tindakan mengancam rusuhan kaum dan menghina kaum serta agama lain. Malah dia pula menjadi jurucakap kumpulan ini dengan berkata mereka tidak berniat untuk menghina sesiapa. Sudah tentu selepas lawatan ke tempat itu dan kenyataan Menteri yang sedemikian rupa, maka siasatan polis juga mungkin selesai begitu sahaja selepas ini. Jika pergaduhan kaum berlaku atas provokasi kumpulan kepala lembu itu, apakah Hishammuddin berani bertanggungjawab?
Pada zaman penjajahan dahulu, iaitu sebelum UMNO bermaharajalela di negara ini, Masjid Kapitan Keling telah dibina di sebelah kuil Hindu Arulmigu Mahamariamman di Pitt Street di Pulau Pinang. Di hadapan masjid itu pula ada gereja Kristian St George’s Church. Orang Islam masa itu bila sembahyang di masjid itu tidak pula rasa tersinggung atau goyang iman mereka.
Mereka tidak pula menyembelih lembu dan berarak membawa kepala lembu serta memaki hamun kaum dan agama lain. Yang berkuasa di Pulau Pinang pada zaman itu adalah orang Kristian. Mereka berhak untuk melarang pembinaan Masjid Kapitan Keling dan kuil Hindu di sebelah gereja mereka. Kuasa ada pada mereka. Mereka boleh memberi alasan kononnya mereka tersinggung dann terguris hati jika masjid dan kuil dibina di sebelah gereja mereka.
Mereka boleh berkata sembahyang mereka tidak sempurna atau tidak diterima Tuhan kalau ada masjid dan kuil yang berdekatan dengan gereja mereka. Tetapi penjajah Inggeris tidak pula berbuat demikian. Malah dekat situ juga ada kuil Kuan Yin Teng untuk orang Cina.
Nampaknya pada zaman dulu, manusia Malaya boleh hidup saling hormat-menghormati antara satu sama lain. Masa itu orang Melayu Malaya tidak perlu dibawa ke seminar khas Biro Tata Negara untuk menginsafkan mereka tentang nasib agama dan bangsa. Masa itu tidak ada Utusan Malaysia yang mana pengarangnya seperti Zainuddin Maidin dan anak-anak didiknya telah mengajar orang Melayu supaya membenci kaum dan agama lain.
Jika masyarakat Pulau Pinang terdiri dari berbagai kaum, Kelantan pula yang majoriti penduduk adalah orang Melayu turut bersikap terbuka. Kerana sifat unik orang Kelantan ini, maka UMNO tidak sempat tumbuh segar dan dengan itu selamatlah nasib orang Melayu Islam Kelantan.
Darah mereka belum tebal dengan rasa benci dan perkauman yang meluap-luap. Jiwa Islam Melayu yang dipupuk dalam suasana kampung masih tenang dan beradab. Kalau orang Kelantan “gedebe” pun, ia tidak ada kena-mengena dengan kebencian kaum dan agama. Orang Kelantan ke masjid dan surau untuk melakukan ibadah tetapi tidaklah pula mereka rasa tersinggung bila melihat kuil Buddha yang besar tersergah di kawasan mereka.
Hanya di Kelantan ada tiga wat Buddha yang terbesar; Buddha Berdiri di Kampung Balai, Buddha Berehat di Kampung Berok dan Buddha Bersila di Kampung Jubarak. Semua wat Buddha ini dibina dengan harga berjuta ringgit; berada dalam kawasan majoriti besar orang Melayu Islam. Tetapi Melayu Islam di kampung-kampung ini tidak sama dengan sesetengah Melayu canggih di Seksyen 23 Shah Alam.
Melayu kampung di Kelantan mendengar nasihat Tok Guru Nik Aziz untuk hormat agama lain. Mereka tahu apa yang Tok Guru ajar itu memang berlandaskan Al-Quran yang melarang umat Islam mempermain-mainkan agama orang lain. Orang Melayu Islam di Kelantan juga tidak terguris hati mereka bila kerajaan membina sabuah masjid di Rantau Panjang yang bentuk rupa saperti rumah maharaja Cina. Malah mereka bangga dengan sikap toleran dan keterbukaan Islam yang di tonjolkan olih Tok Guru.
Sepatutnya orang Melayu di Shah Alam mendengar nasihat YB Khalid Samad, seorang pemimpin Melayu Islam yang sederhana dan peka kepada tuntutan dan masalah rakyat di negara majmuk Malaysia ini. Khalid telah menulis dengan berani dalam blognya:
“Terdapat juga segelintir golongan yang bagaikan tidak sanggup ‘melihat’ kuil dan tok kong. Walau jauh macam mana sekalipun, sekiranya mereka buka jendela rumah dan dapat melihat ‘bumbung kuil atau tok kong’, mereka menjadi bagaikan dirasuk. Adakah wajar sikap ‘ekstrimis’ yang seperti ini di sebuah negara yang diwarnai dengan kepelbagaian kaum dan agama?”. Kalau nak tahu lebih lanjut isu kuil dan kepala lembu itu, sila layari: www.khalidsamad.com
Khalid dan Tok Guru adalah antara pemimpin Melayu Islam yang patut kita banggakan kerana mereka mampu menyelamatkan negara ini dari terjunam ke dalam kancah pergaduhan kaum dan pertelingkahan agama yang dashat. Saya yakin ada ramai lagi orang Melayu Islam yang berpendirian sederhana tapi tegas dan benar-benar menghayati prinsip jujur, ikhlas dan toleran mengikut ajaran Islam. Orang-orang seperti inilah yang wajar kita dengar pandangan mereka. bukan penghasut dan pembenci kaum dan agama.
Sumber - Zaid Ibrahim
01 September 2009
Kenape aku letih bekerja?
Selama beberapa tahun aku telah merungut kerana kurang tidur dan terlalu banyak tekanan dalam hidup, akan tetapi sekarang kini aku tahu kenapa ianya berlaku (the real reason) :
Aku keletihan kerana terlebih kerja... nak tau kenapa? Di bawah ini aku akan tunjukkan kenapa aku mempunyai beban kerja yang lebih dan ianya adalah benar dan bukan rekaan aku :
Populasi penduduk Malaysia sekarang adalah 23 juta orang.
1.7 juta darinya sudah bersara.
Jadi tinggal 21.3 juta orang.
1.3 juta pula adalah golongan kanak2 bawah 6 tahun.
Jadi tinggal 20 juta orang.
Dari 20 juta ini, 7 juta masih belajar (tadika, sekolah, kolej,
Universiti dll).
Jadi tinggal 13 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja.
Dari 13 juta ini, 5 juta orang adalah pekerja kerajaan yang pergi kerja tapi tak buat kerja.
Jadi tinggal 8 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja.
Tolak 3 juta orang yang duduk dalam hutan (tentera darat) pasal
diorang nie nak kerja macam mana... tinggal dalam hutan.
Dah tinggal 5 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja....
Dari jumlah itu, tolak 2.7 juta orang yang menganggur dan tak der kerja, surirumah, pekerja yang kena VSS, orang2 tua, fresh university student, kena buang kerja dll).
Tinggallah 2.3 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja.
Dari jumlah ini, sebanyak 1,215,512 orang dilaporkan sakit dan kini
berada di dalam hospital di seluruh Malaysia (tak kiralah hospital swasta ke atau hospital kerajaan dan ini termasuklah hospital gila).
Dah tinggal 1,084,488 orang yang boleh buat kerja....
Sekarang ini mengikut bancian terkini, terdapat 1,084,486 orang di dalam penjara dan Pusat Serenti di seluruh negara.
Jadi dah tinggal 2 orang yang boleh buat kerja...
Dan 2 orang itu adalah engkau dan aku...
Dari dua orang ini... engkau SEKARANG INI masih duduk depan komputer, main internet, main games, reading jokes, membaca email, main chat dan tak buat kerja langsung... jadi tinggallah Aku sorang yang buat kerja dalam Malaysia nie...
Mana aku tak letih!!
Jadi sedarlah skit.... dahhhh..!!! pi buat kerja!!!
P/S : Semua statistik di atas boleh dirujuk kesahihannya di Pusat2
Bancian, Kementerian Kesihatan, Kementerian Pertahanan, Jabatan Tenaga Raya, Kementerian Pendidikan dan Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat.
Aku keletihan kerana terlebih kerja... nak tau kenapa? Di bawah ini aku akan tunjukkan kenapa aku mempunyai beban kerja yang lebih dan ianya adalah benar dan bukan rekaan aku :
Populasi penduduk Malaysia sekarang adalah 23 juta orang.
1.7 juta darinya sudah bersara.
Jadi tinggal 21.3 juta orang.
1.3 juta pula adalah golongan kanak2 bawah 6 tahun.
Jadi tinggal 20 juta orang.
Dari 20 juta ini, 7 juta masih belajar (tadika, sekolah, kolej,
Universiti dll).
Jadi tinggal 13 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja.
Dari 13 juta ini, 5 juta orang adalah pekerja kerajaan yang pergi kerja tapi tak buat kerja.
Jadi tinggal 8 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja.
Tolak 3 juta orang yang duduk dalam hutan (tentera darat) pasal
diorang nie nak kerja macam mana... tinggal dalam hutan.
Dah tinggal 5 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja....
Dari jumlah itu, tolak 2.7 juta orang yang menganggur dan tak der kerja, surirumah, pekerja yang kena VSS, orang2 tua, fresh university student, kena buang kerja dll).
Tinggallah 2.3 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja.
Dari jumlah ini, sebanyak 1,215,512 orang dilaporkan sakit dan kini
berada di dalam hospital di seluruh Malaysia (tak kiralah hospital swasta ke atau hospital kerajaan dan ini termasuklah hospital gila).
Dah tinggal 1,084,488 orang yang boleh buat kerja....
Sekarang ini mengikut bancian terkini, terdapat 1,084,486 orang di dalam penjara dan Pusat Serenti di seluruh negara.
Jadi dah tinggal 2 orang yang boleh buat kerja...
Dan 2 orang itu adalah engkau dan aku...
Dari dua orang ini... engkau SEKARANG INI masih duduk depan komputer, main internet, main games, reading jokes, membaca email, main chat dan tak buat kerja langsung... jadi tinggallah Aku sorang yang buat kerja dalam Malaysia nie...
Mana aku tak letih!!
Jadi sedarlah skit.... dahhhh..!!! pi buat kerja!!!
P/S : Semua statistik di atas boleh dirujuk kesahihannya di Pusat2
Bancian, Kementerian Kesihatan, Kementerian Pertahanan, Jabatan Tenaga Raya, Kementerian Pendidikan dan Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat.
27 August 2009
Stop Wearing Mask
THE BEST WAY OF STAYING OUT OF H1N1 TROUBLE
RECENTLY, I saw photos in newspapers showing people wearing "surgical masks" at shopping malls, schools, mamak stalls and other public areas.. I have even noticed people wearing them out in the open with no one around.
Because of this, I would like to explain why the mask may do more harm than good.
The H1N1 virus is not airborne . To be considered an airborne virus, the microorganism would have to survive or remain in the air for long periods of time. The H1N1 virus does not stay airborne.
I have noticed many people wearing masks in crowded places. However, places like airports, shopping malls and schools are full of germs and bacteria. If a small amount of bacteria gets into a hole in the mask, you will provide a breeding ground for the bacteria, which may lead to an illness or infection. The moisture you produce in your mask is perfect for bacteria and viruses, and may be a recipe for disaster.
The way to prevent exposure to H1N1 virus is to avoid physical contact with people who may be sick or infected. Also avoid commonly touched surfaces like escalator railings, poles and public toilet doorknobs.
The H1N1 virus usually spreads when someone touches surfaces with the bacteria and then touches his own nose, eyes or mouth.
Washing your hands frequently is the best defense against exposure.
And yes, the virus may travel from point A to point B in the air. But it will drop, not stay airborne.
Wearing a mask is only good at helping you not to spread your illness to others if you are infected.
Source: NST
I'm not sure how true it is? either to agree or disagree with the opinion
25 August 2009
Test Your Brain
Test Your Brain
This is really cool.
Count every " F " in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
This is really cool.
Count every " F " in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
16 August 2009
How to stay safe from rape
Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to almost everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this Information is too important to miss someone.
Please pass it along and share it with your children.
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle . They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair . Women with short hair are not common targets.
2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women whose clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.
3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse, or doing other activities while walking because they are off-guard and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. And 8:30a.m.
5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. The number two: office parking lots/garages. Number three: public restrooms..
6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.
7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years .
8 ) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
Keys are NOT a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.
10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it?, or make general small talk: 'I can't believe it is so cold out here,' 'We're in for a bad winter.' Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.
11) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP! Or STAY BACK! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes), yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent .
13) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind , pinch the attacker either under the Arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD .. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it - it hurts.
14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble and he's out of there.
15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible . The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2... Learned this from a tourist guide inNew Orleans : If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3.. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything , wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5 A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side
floor, and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C .) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the
passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7 . If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times. And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.. RUN, preferably in a zigzag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic : STOP! It may get you raped or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well-educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby --- This should be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana ..
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to almost everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this Information is too important to miss someone.
Please pass it along and share it with your children.
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle . They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair . Women with short hair are not common targets.
2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women whose clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.
3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse, or doing other activities while walking because they are off-guard and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. And 8:30a.m.
5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. The number two: office parking lots/garages. Number three: public restrooms..
6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.
7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years .
8 ) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
Keys are NOT a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.
10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it?, or make general small talk: 'I can't believe it is so cold out here,' 'We're in for a bad winter.' Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.
11) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP! Or STAY BACK! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes), yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent .
13) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind , pinch the attacker either under the Arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD .. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it - it hurts.
14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble and he's out of there.
15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible . The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2... Learned this from a tourist guide inNew Orleans : If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3.. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything , wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5 A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side
floor, and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C .) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the
passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7 . If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times. And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.. RUN, preferably in a zigzag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic : STOP! It may get you raped or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well-educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby --- This should be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana ..
14 August 2009
Joke!
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!
13 August 2009
Tips for love?
Every man would want to be the good man in love, because as we all know, it pays to be good. As much as possible as a man, you should take everything with ease and respect sweetheart decision.
Be the unimaginable good man in love, give the impression that you are crazy about her and can go to any heights just for her. Call her late at night and suggest to go see her, and since your intentions are clear, i bet she will not misinterpret your move. It will be flattering to her to just imagine you can dare take up the risk of moving to her place late at night.
I know a good man in love will always avoid arguments but it might reach an extent where this will work against him. Do not say yes to every one of her request or opinion. Let her hate you if she wants to but let your stand be known to her. It is ridiculous to accommodate everything and accept every blame just to be on the safe side. Soon you will notice she respects you no more. She takes you for granted and it is then you will appreciate that familiarity breeds contempt. Push your point until she gets it and you will be happy you chose to be a good man in love.
A girl worth her salt will evaluate his worth too before she commits her heart to him. Demonstrate that you are focused and capable of achieving great goals. If all you talk about is how old you are and how your mother has never gotten tired of supporting you, you are losing it as the good man in love! No girl wants to hear how much of mama boy you are. That shows that you are either too irresponsible or too pampered to work out a relationship.
Last but not least, do your homework well and be patient. Do not wake up tomorrow and all you want to apply everything at once. Remember you have been the good man in love who wants to change his course in order to fetch more affection. People will question your sincerity and you will not even go far in your mission. Internalize the ideas and learn to live by the rules of being a good man in love.
Tips for love?
Be the unimaginable good man in love, give the impression that you are crazy about her and can go to any heights just for her. Call her late at night and suggest to go see her, and since your intentions are clear, i bet she will not misinterpret your move. It will be flattering to her to just imagine you can dare take up the risk of moving to her place late at night.
I know a good man in love will always avoid arguments but it might reach an extent where this will work against him. Do not say yes to every one of her request or opinion. Let her hate you if she wants to but let your stand be known to her. It is ridiculous to accommodate everything and accept every blame just to be on the safe side. Soon you will notice she respects you no more. She takes you for granted and it is then you will appreciate that familiarity breeds contempt. Push your point until she gets it and you will be happy you chose to be a good man in love.
A girl worth her salt will evaluate his worth too before she commits her heart to him. Demonstrate that you are focused and capable of achieving great goals. If all you talk about is how old you are and how your mother has never gotten tired of supporting you, you are losing it as the good man in love! No girl wants to hear how much of mama boy you are. That shows that you are either too irresponsible or too pampered to work out a relationship.
Last but not least, do your homework well and be patient. Do not wake up tomorrow and all you want to apply everything at once. Remember you have been the good man in love who wants to change his course in order to fetch more affection. People will question your sincerity and you will not even go far in your mission. Internalize the ideas and learn to live by the rules of being a good man in love.
Tips for love?
07 August 2009
Gua pun mahu tuntut ganti rugi la!
GESAAN pelbagai lapisan rakyat supaya Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri (ISA) dimansuhkan nampaknya menjadikan para pemimpin Umno gelisah tak tentu pasal.
Isu-isu sampingan yang melatari perhimpunan Mansuhkan ISA di ibu negara 1 Ogos lalu diperbesar-besarkan. Perhimpunan raksasa yang sepatutnya berlangsung secara aman bagi menyerahkanh memorandum kepada Istana Negara sengaja dijadikan kucar-kacir dengan tindakan keterlaluan polis.
Polis yang pastinya bertindak atas arahan pemimpin kerajaan BN telah menghalang lalu lintas daripada masuk ke pusat bandar khususnya ke jalan menuju Istana Negara bermula dari awal pagi Sabtu, 1 Ogos.
Sekatan jalan raya diadakan di semua laluan masuk ke ibu kota bermula sehari sebelumnya.
Pasukan Polis Simpanan Persekutuan (FRU) pula bertindak keras menghalang perhimpunan dengan menangkap orang awam, membelasah dengan belantan, menembak gas pemedih mata dan menyemburkan air menggunakan meriam air (water cannon) kepada mereka yang disyakki peserta perhimpunan.
Akhirnya, perhimpunan aman itu bertukar menjadi medan membelasah dan menangkap orang awam dan suasana aman ibu kota menjadi 'huru-hara' kerana tindakan-tindakan keterlaluan pihak polis.
Suasana huru-hara yang sengaja dicipta ini kemudiannya dijadikan modal oleh pemimpin Umno dan BN untuk memburuk-burukkan peserta perhimpunan dan para pemimpin Pakatan Rakyat.
Seorang menteri kabinet yang dilantik atas ihsan Perdana Menteri secara semberono memberikan angka kerugian hasil kejadian 1 Ogos itu yang didakwanya mencecah RM200 juta!
Bagaimanapun menteri yang sama tidak menjelaskan apakah punca sebenar 'kerugian' itu selain meletakkan kesalahan kepada demonstrasi jalanan. Mengapakah beliau yang bertanggung jawab terhadap hal ehwal Wilayah Persekutuan tidak langsung terfikir bagaimanakah perhimpunan mega itu mampu memberi impak positif kepada ekonomi Kuala Lumpur khususnya para peniaga kecil?
Cuba bayangkan jika perhimpunan itu berlangsung secara aman, pastinya seratus ribu rakyat yang datang daripada seluruh pelosok Semenanjung itu akan berbelanja di Kuala Lumpur. Paling tidakpun menghilangkan dahaga dan menjamu selera di Chow Kit, Jalan Masjid India, Jalan Raja Laut, Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman dan lain-lain tempat yang menjadi tumpuan para peniaga kecil.
Cuba bayangkan jika seorang peserta perhimpunan membelanjakan RM50 sepanjang berada di di Kuala Lumpur, transaksi itu boleh mencecah RM5 juta. Dan apabila dicampurkan dengan 'kerugian' RM200 juta itu, jumlahnya akan menjadi RM205 juta.
Dan jika Dato' Raja Nong Chik, menteri terbabit dapat berfikir di luar kotak, pastinya beliau akan mengalu-alukan kehadiran peserta himpunan anti-ISA ke Kuala Lumpur!
Beliau boleh menasihati polis supaya memberikan kerjasama kepada penganjur perhimpunan dengan mengawal lalulintas. Jalan tidak menjadi sesak manakala rakyat yang mahu menyuarakan pandangan dan rasa hati mereka boleh berarak ke Istana Negara dengan selesa dan bersisplin. Kehadiran seribu ahli Unit PAS pasti membantu.
Jika tidak mahu para peserta perhimpunan menambahkan kesesakan lalulintas ibu kota, Raja Nong Chik boleh menasihati mereka supaya menggunakan kenderaan awam seperti bas, keretapi, LRT, teksi dan seumpamanya. Ini sekaligus boleh membantu menambah pendapatan operator pengangkutan awam.
Sebenarnya banyak lagi faedah yang boleh didapati daripada perhimpunan 1 Ogos itu jika Raja Nong Chik, polis dan pemimpin kerajaan boleh berfikir di luar kotak.
Janganlah terlalu jumud untuk berfikir sehingga tergamak mengajak Ahli Parlimen wanita untuk menuruti beliau ke tandas!- tajdid
TERASA NAK MINTA GANTI RUGI RM20 KAT PDRM SEBAB BUAT ROAD BLOCK TAPI SETAKAT DUDUK KAT TEPI HIGHWAY TU MENYUSAHKAN ORANG JE! NAK TUNTUT RM20 JE BUAT COVER BALIK AKU PUNYER DUIT MINYAK YANG MEMBAZIR LEPAS BEREJAM KAT KAT HIGHWAY...
Isu-isu sampingan yang melatari perhimpunan Mansuhkan ISA di ibu negara 1 Ogos lalu diperbesar-besarkan. Perhimpunan raksasa yang sepatutnya berlangsung secara aman bagi menyerahkanh memorandum kepada Istana Negara sengaja dijadikan kucar-kacir dengan tindakan keterlaluan polis.
Polis yang pastinya bertindak atas arahan pemimpin kerajaan BN telah menghalang lalu lintas daripada masuk ke pusat bandar khususnya ke jalan menuju Istana Negara bermula dari awal pagi Sabtu, 1 Ogos.
Sekatan jalan raya diadakan di semua laluan masuk ke ibu kota bermula sehari sebelumnya.
Pasukan Polis Simpanan Persekutuan (FRU) pula bertindak keras menghalang perhimpunan dengan menangkap orang awam, membelasah dengan belantan, menembak gas pemedih mata dan menyemburkan air menggunakan meriam air (water cannon) kepada mereka yang disyakki peserta perhimpunan.
Akhirnya, perhimpunan aman itu bertukar menjadi medan membelasah dan menangkap orang awam dan suasana aman ibu kota menjadi 'huru-hara' kerana tindakan-tindakan keterlaluan pihak polis.
Suasana huru-hara yang sengaja dicipta ini kemudiannya dijadikan modal oleh pemimpin Umno dan BN untuk memburuk-burukkan peserta perhimpunan dan para pemimpin Pakatan Rakyat.
Seorang menteri kabinet yang dilantik atas ihsan Perdana Menteri secara semberono memberikan angka kerugian hasil kejadian 1 Ogos itu yang didakwanya mencecah RM200 juta!
Bagaimanapun menteri yang sama tidak menjelaskan apakah punca sebenar 'kerugian' itu selain meletakkan kesalahan kepada demonstrasi jalanan. Mengapakah beliau yang bertanggung jawab terhadap hal ehwal Wilayah Persekutuan tidak langsung terfikir bagaimanakah perhimpunan mega itu mampu memberi impak positif kepada ekonomi Kuala Lumpur khususnya para peniaga kecil?
Cuba bayangkan jika perhimpunan itu berlangsung secara aman, pastinya seratus ribu rakyat yang datang daripada seluruh pelosok Semenanjung itu akan berbelanja di Kuala Lumpur. Paling tidakpun menghilangkan dahaga dan menjamu selera di Chow Kit, Jalan Masjid India, Jalan Raja Laut, Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman dan lain-lain tempat yang menjadi tumpuan para peniaga kecil.
Cuba bayangkan jika seorang peserta perhimpunan membelanjakan RM50 sepanjang berada di di Kuala Lumpur, transaksi itu boleh mencecah RM5 juta. Dan apabila dicampurkan dengan 'kerugian' RM200 juta itu, jumlahnya akan menjadi RM205 juta.
Dan jika Dato' Raja Nong Chik, menteri terbabit dapat berfikir di luar kotak, pastinya beliau akan mengalu-alukan kehadiran peserta himpunan anti-ISA ke Kuala Lumpur!
Beliau boleh menasihati polis supaya memberikan kerjasama kepada penganjur perhimpunan dengan mengawal lalulintas. Jalan tidak menjadi sesak manakala rakyat yang mahu menyuarakan pandangan dan rasa hati mereka boleh berarak ke Istana Negara dengan selesa dan bersisplin. Kehadiran seribu ahli Unit PAS pasti membantu.
Jika tidak mahu para peserta perhimpunan menambahkan kesesakan lalulintas ibu kota, Raja Nong Chik boleh menasihati mereka supaya menggunakan kenderaan awam seperti bas, keretapi, LRT, teksi dan seumpamanya. Ini sekaligus boleh membantu menambah pendapatan operator pengangkutan awam.
Sebenarnya banyak lagi faedah yang boleh didapati daripada perhimpunan 1 Ogos itu jika Raja Nong Chik, polis dan pemimpin kerajaan boleh berfikir di luar kotak.
Janganlah terlalu jumud untuk berfikir sehingga tergamak mengajak Ahli Parlimen wanita untuk menuruti beliau ke tandas!- tajdid
TERASA NAK MINTA GANTI RUGI RM20 KAT PDRM SEBAB BUAT ROAD BLOCK TAPI SETAKAT DUDUK KAT TEPI HIGHWAY TU MENYUSAHKAN ORANG JE! NAK TUNTUT RM20 JE BUAT COVER BALIK AKU PUNYER DUIT MINYAK YANG MEMBAZIR LEPAS BEREJAM KAT KAT HIGHWAY...
Syaaban bulan afdal
Malam nisfu syaaban dah berlalu namun kita masih Punya masa untuk beribadah seperti berpuasa Sunat. Nabi sendiri berpuasa Dan menggalakkan amalan sunat lain. Syaaban adalah salah satu bulan yang mana ia adalah masa yang afdal untuk berdoa.
Ayra is so cute
Hahaha.I woke up early this morning to look after ayra. Not really early actually. Bluwrk. Thanks to my passionate wife
06 August 2009
Upin & Ipin ke pasaran Eropah?
Les' Copaque Production Sdn Bhd kini dalam peringkat akhir perbincangan dengan saluran Disney yang bakal menyaksikan siri animasi 3D Upin dan Ipin serta filem Geng The Movie bakal ditayangkan di 17 negara Asia Tenggara dan Korea.
Pengarah Kreatif dan Pemasarannya, Mohd Nizam Abdul Razak, berkata syarikatnya dalam proses akhir pemeteraian perjanjian selepas Disney berminat dengan kualiti yang ditonjolkan menerusi Upin dan Ipin.
"Disney bersetuju untuk menayangkan Upin dan Ipin di Asia Tenggara serta Korea yang seterusnya membuka peluang kepada kami bagi memasarkannya di negara Eropah melalui pasaran mereka," katanya.
Katanya, siri animasi 3D 42 episod kesukaan ramai itu akan mula ditayangkan Oktober ini manakala Geng: Pengembaraan Bermula pula akan mula ditayangkan tahun depan di negara terbabit.
- My interview with Creative and Marketing Director, Les' Copaque Production Sdn Bhd.
Broadband connection in Malaysia
Hmm...
Something that came out from my thought... BROADBAND... what do you think about broadband connection in Malaysia? Anybody has their own thought? please let me know?
Something that came out from my thought... BROADBAND... what do you think about broadband connection in Malaysia? Anybody has their own thought? please let me know?
28 July 2009
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Dah lamanya tak update blog ni...rase bersalah pula...ingat nak tukar citer pasal my luvly wife n daughter la...amacam?
27 May 2009
Cerita Lawak Untuk Hari Ini
MANA BARANG YANG 'FREE'?
Bila suami balik kerja, isterinya suruh ke pasaraya untuk membeli barang-barang dapur. Jadi pergilah si suami membeli semua barang-barang yang dipesan.
Bila pulang ke rumah, isterinya mengambil beg-beg plastik dan membawa keluar semua barang untuk disimpan. Isteri terjumpalah satu tin marjerin. Di luar tin tu ada tulis ...... FREE...
Isteri tanya si suami, mana benda yang 'FREE' ini? Kenapa tak ambil? Suami katalah lupa hendak meminta benda itu tadi. Maka isterinya pun menyuruh suami pergi semula ke pasaraya tersebut untuk menebus benda 'FREE' itu.
Suami pun pergilah membawa tin planta tadi jumpa jurujual untuk menebus benda 'FREE' yang tertulis. Bertengkarlah suami tadi dengan jurujual terbabit. Jurujual itu kata benda 'FREE' itu ada dalam tin. Suami kata mana boleh, dalam mesti tak ada punya.Dia terus meminta dari jurujual.
Penyelia yang kebetulan lalu di situ dan terdengar pertengkaran mereka. Apabila ditanya, dia pula dimarahi oleh si suami tadi. Si suami berkenaan minta juga benda 'FREE' dari penyelia itu. Suami tadi tunjuk tin planta yang ada bertulis 'FREE' itu. Supervisor tadi belek kanan belek kiri tin planta tersebut. Dia membaca tulisan berbahasa Inggeris itu .....CHOLESTEROL FREE...!!!
AKIBAT TUNJUK PANDAI
Mamat ini amatlah tergila-gilakan Minah anak Pak Haji Dollah. Minah tersebut bolehlah tahan cunnya. Mamat ini pun tak kalah kacaknya. Ngorat punya ngorat, tersangkutlah dua hati ini. Pak Haji Dollah bukanlah jenis yang memilih sangat orangnya, tambahan pulak si Mamat ini pandai berlakon depan Pak Haji Dollah. Dia bukan main warak lagi, berkopiah di kepala.
Selepas ditetapkan hari kahwinnya, maka semuanya berjalan dengan lancar. Malam itu agak lewat sedikit keluarga Haji Dollah masuk tidur kerana sibuk berkemas rumah selepas kenduri siangnya. Pasangan Mamat dan Minah pun lewat jugalah masuk tidur. Agak terganggulah juga kemanisan malam pertamanya itu.
Selepas semuanya selesai dan semuanya nyenyak tidur, Pak Haji Dollah mengejutkan semua isi rumah untuk solat subuh. Semua isi rumah pun bangun dan si Mamat dan Minah pun bangun mandi dan bersiap untuk mendirikan solat subuh. Tapi dek kerana lewat bangun,
maklumlah malam pertama, Si Mamat tak sempat bersolat jemaah dengan Pak Haji Dollah.
Walaupun telah dikejutkan awal oleh isterinya Minah, dia asyik berbaring dek kerana penat, membetulkan urat-urat yang lenguh semalam.
Maka, Pak Haji Dollah pun suruhlah menantunya itu solat sendirian ketika ahli keluarga lainnya sedang berwirid.
Si Mamat pun qamat dan dirikanlah solat subuhnya. Selepas selesai solatnya dan memberi salam, Pak Haji Dollah pun menegur menantunya Si Mamat tadi, "Hai, Mat... kenapa solat subuh tiga rakaat?" lantas Si Mamat jawab, "Eh, ya ke tiga rakaat? Rasa-rasanya dah cukup empat rakaat tadi."
"Masya Allah..," mengucap panjang Pak Haji Dollah. Si Minah tersenyum sipu malu dengan gelagat suaminya. Rupanya si Mamat ini tak pernah sembahyang Subuh. Dia tak tahu yang solat subuh tu dua rakaat.
JANDA YANG DAHAGA
Hasnah seorang janda kaya yang baru kematian suami akibat kemalangan jalanraya. Beliau masih muda lagi dan mempunyai potongan badan yang cantik.
Pada satu malam beliau begitu dahaga untuk minum kerana cuaca panas. Beliau bangun dan keluar dari bilik menuju ke dapur untuk mencari air bagi menghilangkan dahaganya. kemudian beliau tidur semula. TAMAT... (Habis tu, apa yang korang fikir?)
PAK PANDIR BERJUMPA DOKTOR
Pada suatu hari, Pak Pandir telah berjumpa dengan seorang doktor psikologi untuk bertanyakan tentang suatu masalah pada dirinya.
Pak Pandir: Tuan doktor, semua orang kata otak saya lembab. Betulkah tuan doktor? Apakah tanda-tanda bahawa otak seseorang itu lembab?
Doktor: Saya akan bertanya satu soalan. Jika pakcik tak mampu menjawabnya otak pakcik memang betullah lembap.
Pak Pandir: Apakah soalannya tuan doktor?
Doktor: Kapten Hook dikatakan orang pertama yang belayar mengelilingi bumi. Malangnya dia cuma sempat belayar sebanyak 3 kali sebelum meninggal dunia. Pada pelayarannya yang keberapakah dia meninggal dunia?
Pak Pandir: Mmmm... Tukar soalan lain boleh doktor?
Doktor: ???
P/s: Kalau anda juga tidak dapat menjawab soalan doktor itu bermakna anda juga...
KURA-KURA TIGA BERSAHABAT
Pada suatu hari, ada 3 ekor kekura (kura-kura) hendak pergi berkelah bersama-sama. Kekura pertama membawa makanan, kekura kedua membawa minuman, sedangkan kekura ketiga tidak membawa apa-apa pun.
Di dalam perjalanan tiba-tiba hujan pun turun dengan lebatnya, sehingga mereka tidak boleh meneruskan perjalanan. Kemudian timbul perbualan di antara mereka.
Kekura I: "Ermmm..... salah seekor daripada kita mesti balik untuk amik payung. Siapa yang nak pergi ni?"
Kekura II dan I saling pandang memandang, dan sepakat menuding Kekura III.
Kekura III: "Tak nak lah. Aku jalan lambat dan nanti aku nak sampai sini lagilah terlambat. Pasti korang akan bedal makanan ni semua."
Kekura I & II: Taklah. "Kita orang tunggu sampai engkau datang."
Kekura III: "Betul??? Kalau aku lambat 1 jam?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "Kalau 3 jam?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "Kalau 1 hari?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "3 hari?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "5 hari?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "1 minggu?"
Kura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "2 minggu?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu. Engkau pergi je lah."
Dengan berat hati, akhirnya Kekura III pun berangkat. Kekura I & II menunggu dengan setia. Sehari, dua hari dan seminggu telah berlalu. Kekura III tidak juga balik.
Setelah dua minggu berlalu, Kekura I & II sudah tidak dapat menahan lapar.
Kekura I : "Aku dah tak tahan lapar ni. Kita makan je lah."
Kekura II: "Aku pun dah nak pengsan ni. Jom kite habiskan makanan ni."
Tiba-tiba Kekura III muncul dari semak dan berseru "Hoi! Nasib baik aku belum pergi lagi. Kalau tak, pasti engkau orang habiskan makanan ni kan ? kan ?!!!"
SURAT MAHASISWA KEPADA AYAHNYA
Seorang mahasiswa menulis surat kepada ayahnya yang berbunyi begini:
Ayah,
Saya merasa tidak selesa kerana terus menerus menulis surat kepada ayah untuk meminta wang. Saya merasa malu dan sedih. Saya ingin meminta wang sebanyak RM1000 daripada ayah, walaupun setiap bahagian tubuh saya memberontak. Saya meminta dengan tulus dari hati saya yang paling dalam, ayah maafkan saya.
Salam dari anakanda,
Sarip.
P/s: Saya merasa berat hati untuk mengirimkan surat ini, jadi saya cuba untuk mengejar posmen yang mengambil surat ini dari dalam peti surat . Saya ingin mengambil kembali surat ini dan membakarnya, kerana surat ini pasti menyusahkan hati ayah. Saya berdoa dalam hati agar saya dapat semula surat ini, tapi sudah terlambat.
Beberapa hari kemudian dia menerima balasan surat dari ayahnya yang mengandungi ayat yang ringkas:
Kepada Sarip,
"Nak, doamu sudah dimakbulkan. Suratmu tidak pernah ayah terima"
Dari Ayahmu.
PENJUAL TELUR BUAT PENING
Pada suatu hari di Pekan Rabu, seorang pembeli ingin membeli telur.
Pembeli: "Dik, telur sekilo berapa?"
Penjual: "Telur ayam atau telur itik?"
Pembeli: "Telur ayam."
Penjual: "Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?"
Pembeli: "Ayam biasa."
Penjual: "Yang tempatan atau yang import?"
Pembeli: "Yang tempatan."
Penjual: "Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh , Kuala Selangor atau Tampin?"
Pembeli: "Yang Ipoh lah..." (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: "Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau Selatan?"
Pembeli: "Adik ni jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan? "
Penjual: "Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah. Kebetulan yang jual telur pergi makan. Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia datang."
SALAH TULIS NAMA
Ini cerita yang berlaku beberapa tahun lepas. Dua sahabat, Dol dan Man sedang pulang dari dari kerja pada pukul 2 pagi. Tayar motor pancit pula di pertengahan jalan. Jadi, terpaksalah mereka sorong. Sampai di satu simpang, Dol dan Man mengambil jalan pintas.
Mereka berdua sudah tahu bahawa dengan melalui jalan pintas, mereka akan menempun sebuah perkuburan cinta. Seram juga dua orang jejaka ini tetapi sengaja sembunyikan ketakutan sambil membuat lawak.
Tiba-tiba terdengar bunyi ketukan pada batu. Bulu roma Dol dan Man mula menegak.
Kemudian nampaklah bayang-bayang orang sedang mengetuk sesuatu di sebuah kubur.
Rupa-rupanya seorang Cina tua sedang memahat batu kubur.
"Aiya apek, lu apa bikin kerja malam-malam? Bikin orang takut saja. Esok siang buat la," kata si Dol marah.
"Aiya, itu bodo punya olang aaa, gua punya nama pun talak betul tulis," kata apek tersebut.
JURUJUAL YANG MALANG
Seorang penjual 'vacum cleaner' menuju ke sebuah rumah. Diketuknya pintu depan. Belum sempat wanita tuan rumah itu berkata sepatah pun, dia menghamburkan segala macam kotoran ke karpet ruang tamu.
"Puan, saya yakin akan kemampuan mesin ini. Karpet ini akan bersih kembali dalam sekelip mata. Jika nanti masih ada kotoran yang tertinggal, saya bersedia memakannya," kata jurujual dengan penuh yakin.
"Kalau begitu," kata wanita tersebut, "Mulailah makan. Rumah kami belum ada eletrik."
TIGA ORANG GILA
Terdapat tiga orang gila dalam satu institusi sakit jiwa. Mereka terdiri dari Junior, Senior dan Veteran, disusun mengikut jangka masa di institusi tersebut.
Suatu hari, doktor yang merawat mental mereka mahu menguji keadaan mereka. Maka seorang demi seorang dipanggil.
Junior orang pertama dipanggil. Doktor itu memberi situasi.
"Kamu, kalau dihantar ke padang pasir, apa benda paling penting dibawa bersama?"
Junior berfikir seketika. " Padang pasir panas..." Doktor angguk. " Ada harapan nak dilepaskan ni..." hati doktor berdetik.
"Jadi saya nak bawa air. Haus kalau duduk sana ."
Doktor tersebut sangat senang hati mendengar jawapan Junior. Kemudian, dia memanggil Senior pula. Soalan sama ditanya oleh doktor itu.
"Yang saya tau, padang pasir tu panas..." Senior berkata setelah berfikir panjang.
"Ya!" Jawab doktor terbabit penuh semangat.
"Saya nak bawa kipas, mesti berpeluh betul duduk di sana !"
Doktor berkenaan puas hati dengan jawapan yang diberikan. Kemudian, Veteran pula dipanggil.
"Awak dah lama benar di sini kan ?"
"Ya, tuan doktor" jawab Veteran selamba.
Kemudian doktor itu ajukan soalan sama seperti dua rakan Veteran sebelum ini.
"Oh, padang pasir, memang panas betul sana ," Veteran tidak ambil masa panjang berfikir, sambil menjawab dengan selamba sahaja.
"Ya!" doktor cukup senang hati, dalam fikirannya pasti Veteran sudah sembuh, boleh dilepaskan pada bila-bila masa.
"Kalau begitu, saya rasa nak bawa pintu kereta..."
Tersentak seketika doktor mendengar jawapan Veteran.
"Kenapa pula nak bawa pintu kereta ke padang pasir?"
Veteran dengan penuh yakin menjawab, "Kerana, kalau panas sangat, saya boleh buka tingkap kereta. Masuk angin sikit!"
SELESEMA BURUNG
Seorang lelaki menghubungi doktor panelnya untuk memberitahu suatu masalah.
"Doktor," kata seorang ayah melalui telefon, "Anak lelaki saya menderita Selsema Burung."
"Saya tahu,"jawab doktor.
"Semalam saya telah ke rumah anda dan memberinya ubat. Pisahkanlah dia dari semua orang yang ada di rumah."
"Tapi, doktor," kata ayah yang cemas itu.
"Dia telah mencium pembantu rumah kami."
"Kasihan. kalau begitu dia juga perlu dikuarantin. "
"Tapi, doktor, saya juga telah mencium pembantu itu."
"Wah, ini rumit. Bererti anda juga sudah menyimpan benih penyakit itu."
"Ya, dan tidak lama setelah itu, saya juga mencium isteri saya."
"Celaka," jawab doktor, "Kalau begitu saya sudah dijangkiti."
TIDAK NAMPAK LAMPU MERAH
Seorang mat motor telah ditahan setelah melanggar lampu isyarat merah. Sebelum polis menyamannya, dia bertanya kepada mat motor tersebut, "Kenapa kamu tidak berhenti ketika lampu merah menyala? Kamu tidak nampak ke?"
"Saya nampak, encik," jawabnya perlahan.
"Habis tu, kenapa kamu tidak berhenti?" tanya polis tersebut lagi yang tidak berpuas hati.
"Saya tidak nampak encik. Kalau saya nampak encik di situ, saya pasti tidak akan melanggar lampu merah," jawabnya.
SIAPA DI LUAR?
Seorang penjenayah tua yang menyorok di pinggir kampung sedang sakit tenat. Dia sedang berbaring di atas katil lusuhnya. Tiba-tiba kedengaran satu ketukan kuat di pintu rumahnya.
"Siapa di luar?" jerit orang tua itu dengan ketakutan.
"Saya Malaikat Maut!"
"Oh, syukurlah! Saya ingat anggota polis yang datang."
BAPA DAN TIGA ANAKNYA
Seorang bapa berjalan dengan tiga orang anaknya, masing-masing berumur 8, 5 dan 3 tahun. Mereka memasuki kedai tempat saya bekerja. Bapa itu nampak berfikir keras ketika saya bertanya.
" Ada yang dapat saya bantu?"
"Saya ingin membeli sesuatu tetapi tidak dapat mengingati kesemuanya," jawab bapa tersebut. Lalu dia memandang ke arah anak-anaknya dan bertanya, "Baiklah anak-anak sekalian, selain katil dan pintu bilik air, apa lagi benda yang korang rosakkan dalam minggu ini?"
ADA SISA MAKANAN, ENCIK?
Seorang pengemis pergi ke sebuah warung dan bertanya, " Ada sisa makanan, encik?"
Tuan warung pun menjawab, "Tidak ada." Pengemis itu pun mengeluh, "Iya la, nasibku." Lalu dia berlalu pergi.
Keesokan harinya, pengemis tersebut pergi ke warung itu lagi dan bertanya soalan yang sama. Begitu juga hari-hari yang berikutnya tetapi dia tetap menerima jawapan serupa iaitu 'tidak ada'.
Akibat jemu dengan soalan yang seing ditanya oleh pengemis tersebut, akhirnya tuan warung berkata, "Saya sudah berkali-kali cakap, saya tidak ada sisa makanan untuk diberi kepada kamu. Semuanya habis dijual! Jika kamu bertanya lagi, saya akan paku kaki kamu ke lantai,"
Keesokannya, pengemis itu datang lagi ke warung dan bertanya, " Ada paku?"
"Tidak ada," jawab tuan warung.
Pengemis bertanya lagi, " Ada sisa makanan, encik?"
ANAK DAN BAPA
Jamil pulang dari sekolah dan bercerita pada bapanya yang tidak pernah bersekolah.
Jamil: Ayah, tadi saya dimarah oleh cikgu!
Ayah: Kamu buat silap apa, Jamil?
Jamil: Tadi saya tidak dapat menjawab pertanyaan cikgu.
Ayah: Apa yang cikgu tanya?
Jamil: Cikgu tanya, di mana letaknya Washington .
Ayah: Bodohnya kamu! Lain kali kalau kamu sudah meletakkan sesuatu benda, jangan lupa di mana tempatnya!
Bila suami balik kerja, isterinya suruh ke pasaraya untuk membeli barang-barang dapur. Jadi pergilah si suami membeli semua barang-barang yang dipesan.
Bila pulang ke rumah, isterinya mengambil beg-beg plastik dan membawa keluar semua barang untuk disimpan. Isteri terjumpalah satu tin marjerin. Di luar tin tu ada tulis ...... FREE...
Isteri tanya si suami, mana benda yang 'FREE' ini? Kenapa tak ambil? Suami katalah lupa hendak meminta benda itu tadi. Maka isterinya pun menyuruh suami pergi semula ke pasaraya tersebut untuk menebus benda 'FREE' itu.
Suami pun pergilah membawa tin planta tadi jumpa jurujual untuk menebus benda 'FREE' yang tertulis. Bertengkarlah suami tadi dengan jurujual terbabit. Jurujual itu kata benda 'FREE' itu ada dalam tin. Suami kata mana boleh, dalam mesti tak ada punya.Dia terus meminta dari jurujual.
Penyelia yang kebetulan lalu di situ dan terdengar pertengkaran mereka. Apabila ditanya, dia pula dimarahi oleh si suami tadi. Si suami berkenaan minta juga benda 'FREE' dari penyelia itu. Suami tadi tunjuk tin planta yang ada bertulis 'FREE' itu. Supervisor tadi belek kanan belek kiri tin planta tersebut. Dia membaca tulisan berbahasa Inggeris itu .....CHOLESTEROL FREE...!!!
AKIBAT TUNJUK PANDAI
Mamat ini amatlah tergila-gilakan Minah anak Pak Haji Dollah. Minah tersebut bolehlah tahan cunnya. Mamat ini pun tak kalah kacaknya. Ngorat punya ngorat, tersangkutlah dua hati ini. Pak Haji Dollah bukanlah jenis yang memilih sangat orangnya, tambahan pulak si Mamat ini pandai berlakon depan Pak Haji Dollah. Dia bukan main warak lagi, berkopiah di kepala.
Selepas ditetapkan hari kahwinnya, maka semuanya berjalan dengan lancar. Malam itu agak lewat sedikit keluarga Haji Dollah masuk tidur kerana sibuk berkemas rumah selepas kenduri siangnya. Pasangan Mamat dan Minah pun lewat jugalah masuk tidur. Agak terganggulah juga kemanisan malam pertamanya itu.
Selepas semuanya selesai dan semuanya nyenyak tidur, Pak Haji Dollah mengejutkan semua isi rumah untuk solat subuh. Semua isi rumah pun bangun dan si Mamat dan Minah pun bangun mandi dan bersiap untuk mendirikan solat subuh. Tapi dek kerana lewat bangun,
maklumlah malam pertama, Si Mamat tak sempat bersolat jemaah dengan Pak Haji Dollah.
Walaupun telah dikejutkan awal oleh isterinya Minah, dia asyik berbaring dek kerana penat, membetulkan urat-urat yang lenguh semalam.
Maka, Pak Haji Dollah pun suruhlah menantunya itu solat sendirian ketika ahli keluarga lainnya sedang berwirid.
Si Mamat pun qamat dan dirikanlah solat subuhnya. Selepas selesai solatnya dan memberi salam, Pak Haji Dollah pun menegur menantunya Si Mamat tadi, "Hai, Mat... kenapa solat subuh tiga rakaat?" lantas Si Mamat jawab, "Eh, ya ke tiga rakaat? Rasa-rasanya dah cukup empat rakaat tadi."
"Masya Allah..," mengucap panjang Pak Haji Dollah. Si Minah tersenyum sipu malu dengan gelagat suaminya. Rupanya si Mamat ini tak pernah sembahyang Subuh. Dia tak tahu yang solat subuh tu dua rakaat.
JANDA YANG DAHAGA
Hasnah seorang janda kaya yang baru kematian suami akibat kemalangan jalanraya. Beliau masih muda lagi dan mempunyai potongan badan yang cantik.
Pada satu malam beliau begitu dahaga untuk minum kerana cuaca panas. Beliau bangun dan keluar dari bilik menuju ke dapur untuk mencari air bagi menghilangkan dahaganya. kemudian beliau tidur semula. TAMAT... (Habis tu, apa yang korang fikir?)
PAK PANDIR BERJUMPA DOKTOR
Pada suatu hari, Pak Pandir telah berjumpa dengan seorang doktor psikologi untuk bertanyakan tentang suatu masalah pada dirinya.
Pak Pandir: Tuan doktor, semua orang kata otak saya lembab. Betulkah tuan doktor? Apakah tanda-tanda bahawa otak seseorang itu lembab?
Doktor: Saya akan bertanya satu soalan. Jika pakcik tak mampu menjawabnya otak pakcik memang betullah lembap.
Pak Pandir: Apakah soalannya tuan doktor?
Doktor: Kapten Hook dikatakan orang pertama yang belayar mengelilingi bumi. Malangnya dia cuma sempat belayar sebanyak 3 kali sebelum meninggal dunia. Pada pelayarannya yang keberapakah dia meninggal dunia?
Pak Pandir: Mmmm... Tukar soalan lain boleh doktor?
Doktor: ???
P/s: Kalau anda juga tidak dapat menjawab soalan doktor itu bermakna anda juga...
KURA-KURA TIGA BERSAHABAT
Pada suatu hari, ada 3 ekor kekura (kura-kura) hendak pergi berkelah bersama-sama. Kekura pertama membawa makanan, kekura kedua membawa minuman, sedangkan kekura ketiga tidak membawa apa-apa pun.
Di dalam perjalanan tiba-tiba hujan pun turun dengan lebatnya, sehingga mereka tidak boleh meneruskan perjalanan. Kemudian timbul perbualan di antara mereka.
Kekura I: "Ermmm..... salah seekor daripada kita mesti balik untuk amik payung. Siapa yang nak pergi ni?"
Kekura II dan I saling pandang memandang, dan sepakat menuding Kekura III.
Kekura III: "Tak nak lah. Aku jalan lambat dan nanti aku nak sampai sini lagilah terlambat. Pasti korang akan bedal makanan ni semua."
Kekura I & II: Taklah. "Kita orang tunggu sampai engkau datang."
Kekura III: "Betul??? Kalau aku lambat 1 jam?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "Kalau 3 jam?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "Kalau 1 hari?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "3 hari?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "5 hari?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "1 minggu?"
Kura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu."
Kekura III: "2 minggu?"
Kekura I & II: "Kita orang akan tetap tunggu. Engkau pergi je lah."
Dengan berat hati, akhirnya Kekura III pun berangkat. Kekura I & II menunggu dengan setia. Sehari, dua hari dan seminggu telah berlalu. Kekura III tidak juga balik.
Setelah dua minggu berlalu, Kekura I & II sudah tidak dapat menahan lapar.
Kekura I : "Aku dah tak tahan lapar ni. Kita makan je lah."
Kekura II: "Aku pun dah nak pengsan ni. Jom kite habiskan makanan ni."
Tiba-tiba Kekura III muncul dari semak dan berseru "Hoi! Nasib baik aku belum pergi lagi. Kalau tak, pasti engkau orang habiskan makanan ni kan ? kan ?!!!"
SURAT MAHASISWA KEPADA AYAHNYA
Seorang mahasiswa menulis surat kepada ayahnya yang berbunyi begini:
Ayah,
Saya merasa tidak selesa kerana terus menerus menulis surat kepada ayah untuk meminta wang. Saya merasa malu dan sedih. Saya ingin meminta wang sebanyak RM1000 daripada ayah, walaupun setiap bahagian tubuh saya memberontak. Saya meminta dengan tulus dari hati saya yang paling dalam, ayah maafkan saya.
Salam dari anakanda,
Sarip.
P/s: Saya merasa berat hati untuk mengirimkan surat ini, jadi saya cuba untuk mengejar posmen yang mengambil surat ini dari dalam peti surat . Saya ingin mengambil kembali surat ini dan membakarnya, kerana surat ini pasti menyusahkan hati ayah. Saya berdoa dalam hati agar saya dapat semula surat ini, tapi sudah terlambat.
Beberapa hari kemudian dia menerima balasan surat dari ayahnya yang mengandungi ayat yang ringkas:
Kepada Sarip,
"Nak, doamu sudah dimakbulkan. Suratmu tidak pernah ayah terima"
Dari Ayahmu.
PENJUAL TELUR BUAT PENING
Pada suatu hari di Pekan Rabu, seorang pembeli ingin membeli telur.
Pembeli: "Dik, telur sekilo berapa?"
Penjual: "Telur ayam atau telur itik?"
Pembeli: "Telur ayam."
Penjual: "Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?"
Pembeli: "Ayam biasa."
Penjual: "Yang tempatan atau yang import?"
Pembeli: "Yang tempatan."
Penjual: "Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh , Kuala Selangor atau Tampin?"
Pembeli: "Yang Ipoh lah..." (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: "Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau Selatan?"
Pembeli: "Adik ni jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan? "
Penjual: "Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah. Kebetulan yang jual telur pergi makan. Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia datang."
SALAH TULIS NAMA
Ini cerita yang berlaku beberapa tahun lepas. Dua sahabat, Dol dan Man sedang pulang dari dari kerja pada pukul 2 pagi. Tayar motor pancit pula di pertengahan jalan. Jadi, terpaksalah mereka sorong. Sampai di satu simpang, Dol dan Man mengambil jalan pintas.
Mereka berdua sudah tahu bahawa dengan melalui jalan pintas, mereka akan menempun sebuah perkuburan cinta. Seram juga dua orang jejaka ini tetapi sengaja sembunyikan ketakutan sambil membuat lawak.
Tiba-tiba terdengar bunyi ketukan pada batu. Bulu roma Dol dan Man mula menegak.
Kemudian nampaklah bayang-bayang orang sedang mengetuk sesuatu di sebuah kubur.
Rupa-rupanya seorang Cina tua sedang memahat batu kubur.
"Aiya apek, lu apa bikin kerja malam-malam? Bikin orang takut saja. Esok siang buat la," kata si Dol marah.
"Aiya, itu bodo punya olang aaa, gua punya nama pun talak betul tulis," kata apek tersebut.
JURUJUAL YANG MALANG
Seorang penjual 'vacum cleaner' menuju ke sebuah rumah. Diketuknya pintu depan. Belum sempat wanita tuan rumah itu berkata sepatah pun, dia menghamburkan segala macam kotoran ke karpet ruang tamu.
"Puan, saya yakin akan kemampuan mesin ini. Karpet ini akan bersih kembali dalam sekelip mata. Jika nanti masih ada kotoran yang tertinggal, saya bersedia memakannya," kata jurujual dengan penuh yakin.
"Kalau begitu," kata wanita tersebut, "Mulailah makan. Rumah kami belum ada eletrik."
TIGA ORANG GILA
Terdapat tiga orang gila dalam satu institusi sakit jiwa. Mereka terdiri dari Junior, Senior dan Veteran, disusun mengikut jangka masa di institusi tersebut.
Suatu hari, doktor yang merawat mental mereka mahu menguji keadaan mereka. Maka seorang demi seorang dipanggil.
Junior orang pertama dipanggil. Doktor itu memberi situasi.
"Kamu, kalau dihantar ke padang pasir, apa benda paling penting dibawa bersama?"
Junior berfikir seketika. " Padang pasir panas..." Doktor angguk. " Ada harapan nak dilepaskan ni..." hati doktor berdetik.
"Jadi saya nak bawa air. Haus kalau duduk sana ."
Doktor tersebut sangat senang hati mendengar jawapan Junior. Kemudian, dia memanggil Senior pula. Soalan sama ditanya oleh doktor itu.
"Yang saya tau, padang pasir tu panas..." Senior berkata setelah berfikir panjang.
"Ya!" Jawab doktor terbabit penuh semangat.
"Saya nak bawa kipas, mesti berpeluh betul duduk di sana !"
Doktor berkenaan puas hati dengan jawapan yang diberikan. Kemudian, Veteran pula dipanggil.
"Awak dah lama benar di sini kan ?"
"Ya, tuan doktor" jawab Veteran selamba.
Kemudian doktor itu ajukan soalan sama seperti dua rakan Veteran sebelum ini.
"Oh, padang pasir, memang panas betul sana ," Veteran tidak ambil masa panjang berfikir, sambil menjawab dengan selamba sahaja.
"Ya!" doktor cukup senang hati, dalam fikirannya pasti Veteran sudah sembuh, boleh dilepaskan pada bila-bila masa.
"Kalau begitu, saya rasa nak bawa pintu kereta..."
Tersentak seketika doktor mendengar jawapan Veteran.
"Kenapa pula nak bawa pintu kereta ke padang pasir?"
Veteran dengan penuh yakin menjawab, "Kerana, kalau panas sangat, saya boleh buka tingkap kereta. Masuk angin sikit!"
SELESEMA BURUNG
Seorang lelaki menghubungi doktor panelnya untuk memberitahu suatu masalah.
"Doktor," kata seorang ayah melalui telefon, "Anak lelaki saya menderita Selsema Burung."
"Saya tahu,"jawab doktor.
"Semalam saya telah ke rumah anda dan memberinya ubat. Pisahkanlah dia dari semua orang yang ada di rumah."
"Tapi, doktor," kata ayah yang cemas itu.
"Dia telah mencium pembantu rumah kami."
"Kasihan. kalau begitu dia juga perlu dikuarantin. "
"Tapi, doktor, saya juga telah mencium pembantu itu."
"Wah, ini rumit. Bererti anda juga sudah menyimpan benih penyakit itu."
"Ya, dan tidak lama setelah itu, saya juga mencium isteri saya."
"Celaka," jawab doktor, "Kalau begitu saya sudah dijangkiti."
TIDAK NAMPAK LAMPU MERAH
Seorang mat motor telah ditahan setelah melanggar lampu isyarat merah. Sebelum polis menyamannya, dia bertanya kepada mat motor tersebut, "Kenapa kamu tidak berhenti ketika lampu merah menyala? Kamu tidak nampak ke?"
"Saya nampak, encik," jawabnya perlahan.
"Habis tu, kenapa kamu tidak berhenti?" tanya polis tersebut lagi yang tidak berpuas hati.
"Saya tidak nampak encik. Kalau saya nampak encik di situ, saya pasti tidak akan melanggar lampu merah," jawabnya.
SIAPA DI LUAR?
Seorang penjenayah tua yang menyorok di pinggir kampung sedang sakit tenat. Dia sedang berbaring di atas katil lusuhnya. Tiba-tiba kedengaran satu ketukan kuat di pintu rumahnya.
"Siapa di luar?" jerit orang tua itu dengan ketakutan.
"Saya Malaikat Maut!"
"Oh, syukurlah! Saya ingat anggota polis yang datang."
BAPA DAN TIGA ANAKNYA
Seorang bapa berjalan dengan tiga orang anaknya, masing-masing berumur 8, 5 dan 3 tahun. Mereka memasuki kedai tempat saya bekerja. Bapa itu nampak berfikir keras ketika saya bertanya.
" Ada yang dapat saya bantu?"
"Saya ingin membeli sesuatu tetapi tidak dapat mengingati kesemuanya," jawab bapa tersebut. Lalu dia memandang ke arah anak-anaknya dan bertanya, "Baiklah anak-anak sekalian, selain katil dan pintu bilik air, apa lagi benda yang korang rosakkan dalam minggu ini?"
ADA SISA MAKANAN, ENCIK?
Seorang pengemis pergi ke sebuah warung dan bertanya, " Ada sisa makanan, encik?"
Tuan warung pun menjawab, "Tidak ada." Pengemis itu pun mengeluh, "Iya la, nasibku." Lalu dia berlalu pergi.
Keesokan harinya, pengemis tersebut pergi ke warung itu lagi dan bertanya soalan yang sama. Begitu juga hari-hari yang berikutnya tetapi dia tetap menerima jawapan serupa iaitu 'tidak ada'.
Akibat jemu dengan soalan yang seing ditanya oleh pengemis tersebut, akhirnya tuan warung berkata, "Saya sudah berkali-kali cakap, saya tidak ada sisa makanan untuk diberi kepada kamu. Semuanya habis dijual! Jika kamu bertanya lagi, saya akan paku kaki kamu ke lantai,"
Keesokannya, pengemis itu datang lagi ke warung dan bertanya, " Ada paku?"
"Tidak ada," jawab tuan warung.
Pengemis bertanya lagi, " Ada sisa makanan, encik?"
ANAK DAN BAPA
Jamil pulang dari sekolah dan bercerita pada bapanya yang tidak pernah bersekolah.
Jamil: Ayah, tadi saya dimarah oleh cikgu!
Ayah: Kamu buat silap apa, Jamil?
Jamil: Tadi saya tidak dapat menjawab pertanyaan cikgu.
Ayah: Apa yang cikgu tanya?
Jamil: Cikgu tanya, di mana letaknya Washington .
Ayah: Bodohnya kamu! Lain kali kalau kamu sudah meletakkan sesuatu benda, jangan lupa di mana tempatnya!
16 May 2009
Second Case for Swine Flu in Malaysia
Malaysia has reported second swine flu case this morning as friends of first victim also affected by the hazardous virus Influenza A (H1N1) which initially found in Mexico few weeks ago.
It’s the time to this country to take more precautions to evade the case to be broadening. What can we do?
But I think we are more vigilant from the bird flu after they’ve already warned us about the second phase of the flu … medical practiced must be hectic rite now, I supposed.
Flu! Flu!
How can technology help us for this?
It’s the time to this country to take more precautions to evade the case to be broadening. What can we do?
But I think we are more vigilant from the bird flu after they’ve already warned us about the second phase of the flu … medical practiced must be hectic rite now, I supposed.
Flu! Flu!
How can technology help us for this?
04 May 2009
Samsung Sets the Style Crowd Alive With UltraTOUCH
Samsung Malaysia Electronics (SME) Sdn. Bhd. unveiled its elegant “UltraTOUCH”, the perfectly beautiful and fully equipped full-touch slider phone at its exclusive media showcase today. As with previous Ultra editions, the UltraTOUCH re-defines perfectionism in style, design and technology – now with full touch.
“With its refined contoured design, Samsung UltraTOUCH is our elegant full-touch hero at this year’s Mobile World Congress, proving again that Samsung’s mobile phones are at the forefront of style,” said Mr. Andrew Cheong, Director, Mobile Phone, Samsung Malaysia Electronics He added, “We are committed to strengthening our portfolio of full-touch phones by introducing a variety of handsets to suit every lifestyle. UltraTOUCH leads this portfolio as our most iconic, high-end phone and will further enhance Samsung’s leadership in the premium full-touch market.”
Ultimate Style
Samsung has long been regarded as the most stylish mobile phone manufacturer. As the newest flagship edition to the Ultra range (Samsung’s leading style brand), UltraTOUCH is a truly beautiful full-touch mobile, boasting revolutionary touch screen technology, sophisticated design and packed with multimedia features. Centre stage is the 2.8” AMOLED anti-scratch full touch screen, which offers astonishingly bright and vivid colours.
The ultra-slim 12.7mm body of UltraTOUCH unites perfect form and function with full-touch screen and additional 3x4 keypad slider. The subtle arcs and slender contoured silhouette in the design ensure a timeless beauty and the polished ‘silky back’ design means that the phone looks fantastic from every angle. With a brushed metal frame for durability and an anti-scratch, anti-smudge screen, users can keep their phone in great condition.
Ultimate Multimedia
As you would expect from Samsung, the UltraTOUCH is alive with technology. Its embedded 8 megapixel camera with dual power LED flash and smile shot mode means you can capture incredible photographs on your phone. In addition to the industry-leading mobile phone camera, UltraTOUCH offers GPS navigation, providing detailed maps to take users from door to door. Geo-tagging via the GPS chip allows you to tag photos with geographic information, making them easier to use on social networking and photo sites. The high quality 30fps@VGA video recording captures action smoothly, while the groovy music player means that you can listen to sounds as slick as your phone. Samsung UltraTOUCH is also powered with HSDPA 7.2 Mbps, offering speedy internet access.
Ultimate User Interface
Samsung UltraTOUCH provides the best ever full-touch user experience and universal 3x4 keypads together. Users will enjoy being able to control the mobile easily and intuitively – flicking through photos, navigating through maps and surfing the web have never been easier and more interactive thanks to the upgraded TouchWiz user interface. Mobile widgets can be dragged and placed on the screen for one-click access to favourite applications, or the slide-out tactile 3x4 keypad offers a tangible alternative behind the attractive touch screen, creating endless customization opportunities to make your phone your own.
The Samsung UltraTOUCH has a recommended retail price of RM1899.00 and is now available in Malaysia.
Samsung UltraTOUCH (S8300) Product Specification
Network : HSDPA 7.2 Mbps, EDGE/GPRS Quad Band (850/900/1800/1900MHz)UMTS Dual Band (900/2100MHz)
Display : 2.8” 16M Full Touch WQVGA AMOLED with Anti Reflection (240 x 400)
Camera : 8Megapixel CMOS with Dual Power LED
Auto-Focus, Face Detection, Smile Recognition, Geo-tagging
Wide Dynamic Range (WDR)
Video : DivX / XviD / H.263 / H.264 / WMV9 / MPEG4
30fps@VGA Video Recording
Video Editing: Trim video, Audio dubbing, Live dubbing, Add subtitle, Image capture
Audio : FM Radio with RDS
MP3, AAC, AAC+, WMA
Bluetooth Stereo Headset (A2DP)
Connectivity : Bluetooth v2.1 / USB 2.0
Memory : Internal Memory 80 MB + External Memory slot : microSDHC™ (up to 16GB)
Size : 110 x 51.5 x 12.7 mm
Battery : 880 mAh
Price : RM1,899.00
09 April 2009
27 March 2009
PERKARA YANG ANDA TAK TAHU TENTANG TELEFON BIMBIT
Tahukah anda bahawa telefon bimbit anda sedikit sebanyak
boleh membantu dikala kecemasan.Banyak perkara yang boleh anda
lakukan,antaranya : -
1) NOMBOR KECEMASAN
Sentiasa ingat bahawa nombor kecemasan untuk semua telefon
adalah 112.Jika anda dalam kecemasan dan berada dikawasan tiada liputan
untuk semua talian telefon bimbit yang anda gunakan, cuba dail nombor
kecemasan 112.Ia boleh digunakan walaupun di kawasan yang tiada liputan
dan lebih menarik lagi,ia boleh terus didail walaupun papan kekunci
telefon bimbit anda dikunci ( Keypad lock )
2) KERETA TERKUNCI
Pernahkah anda tertinggal kunci kereta dalam kereta dan
kereta anda ketika itu terkunci dari luar.Mesti anda lakukan pelbagai
cara untuk mendapatkan kembali kunci bagi membuka semula kereta
anda.Jangan risau,telefon bimbit boleh membantu,tapi bagi kereta yang
menggunakan system penggera ( alarm ) sahaja . Caranya,cuba anda hubungi
seseorang yang berada di rumah.Minta dia ambilkan kunci pendua kereta
anda.Kemudian pegang telefon bimbit anda dari jarak kira-kira 30 sm (
satu kaki ) dari kereta yang terkunci itu.Minta pula keluarga atau teman
di rumah menekan punat ' ON ' pada kunci pendua kereta dan pastikan
dia menekan dengan mendekatkan pada telefon bimbitnya.Pasti kereta anda
tidak terkunci lagi,malah ia boleh dilakukan dari jarak beratus-ratus
kilometer dari tempat kereta anda berada.Kerana itu juga,penting untuk
anda menyimpan kunci pendua atau meminta orang yang anda percayai untuk
menyimpannya. Penting juga penggunaan telefon bimbit dalam keadaan
sebegini.Kaedah ini memang berkesan kerana beberapa orang telah
mencubanya.
3) KUASA BATERI TERSEMBUNYI
Mungkin ramai tidak tahu,telefon bimbit yang telah kehabisan
bateri masih boleh digunakan dalam keadaan kecemasan kerana ia mempunyai
fungsi untuk menyimpan bateri tambahan.Bayangkan jika bateri telefon
bimbit anda sudah terlalu lemah atau mati sedangkan anda perlu melakukan
panggilan penting atau berada dalam kecemasan.Telefon bimbit jenis Nokia
didatangkan dengan bateri simpanan.Untuk mengatifkannya, tekan kekunci '
*3370# ' . Telefon bimbit anda akan berjaya dihidupkan semula dan skrin
telefon akan memberitahu telefon tentang penambahan kuasa bateri
sebanyak 50 peratus.Kuasa tambahan ini juga akan dicas semula bila anda
mengecas telefon bimbit anda .
4) TELEFON KENA CURI
Bagaimana jika telefon bimbit anda dicuri.Anda
boleh menjadikan ia tidak dapat diaktifkan dengan menekan nombor siri
yang terdapat di telefon bimbit anda,sila dail *#06# dan 15 digit
nombor siri telefon bimbit anda akan tertera di skrin.Nombor ini adalah
unik untuk setiap telefon bimbit.Catatkan nombor siri ini dan simpannya
di tempat Selamat.Bila telefon bimbit anda dicuri,anda boleh hubungi
pusat servis telefon bimbit anda dan berikannya kod nombor siri
tersebut.Mereka kemudiannya akan mengunci system dalam telefon bimbit
anda dan sesiapa sahaja yang mencurinya pasti hampa kerana walaupun kad
simnya telah ditukar,dia tidak akan berupaya mengaktifkan kembali
telefon bimbit tersebut.Jadi, walaupun ia di curi,namun
sekurang-kurangnya anda berpuas hati kerana si pencuri takkan boleh
menggunakannya ataupun menjualnya
25 March 2009
Consumer Confidence Highest in 13 Months, According to Latest CEA-CNET Indexes
Consumer confidence in the overall economy increased in March to its highest level in more than a year, according to figures released today by the Consumer Electronics Association (CEA)® and CNET (www.CNET.com). Although consumers reported improved expectations for the broader economy, the CEA-CNET Indexes also show that technology spending continues to fall.
The CEA-CNET Index of Consumer Expectations (ICE) grew to its highest level since February 2008, reaching 173.1 in March. The ICE jumped nearly seven points from last month and ended three straight months of decline. The index, which measures consumer expectations about the overall economy, is also up nearly five points from this time last year.
“Consumers are feeling more confident and their overall expectations for the health of the economy are beginning to improve,” said Shawn DuBravac, CEA's economist and director of research. “Americans continue to worry about their own job security but are feeling more confident that the economy will improve in the coming months.”
While consumers are gaining confidence in the overall direction of the economy, confidence in CE and technology dropped for the fourth straight month. The CEA-CNET Index of Consumer Technology Expectations (ICTE) fell to 67.2, a drop of more than a point from last month, marking the lowest level of the ICTE since its inception in January of 2007. The ICTE, which measures consumers' confidence in consumer electronics and technology, is down more than 16 points from this same time last year.
“With recent increases in the stock market and some signs of firming in the real estate market, consumers are beginning to indicate they'll be better off financially over the next year,” said DuBravac. “Still, until consumers are more confident in an economic recovery, we expect consumer spending to remain muted.”
The CEA-CNET Indexes are comprised of the ICE and the ICTE, both of which are updated on a monthly basis through consumer surveys. New data is released on the fourth Tuesday of each month. CEA and CNET have been tracking index data since January 2007. To find current and past indexes, charts, methodology and future release dates, log on to www.CEACNETindexes.org.
The CEA-CNET Index of Consumer Expectations (ICE) grew to its highest level since February 2008, reaching 173.1 in March. The ICE jumped nearly seven points from last month and ended three straight months of decline. The index, which measures consumer expectations about the overall economy, is also up nearly five points from this time last year.
“Consumers are feeling more confident and their overall expectations for the health of the economy are beginning to improve,” said Shawn DuBravac, CEA's economist and director of research. “Americans continue to worry about their own job security but are feeling more confident that the economy will improve in the coming months.”
While consumers are gaining confidence in the overall direction of the economy, confidence in CE and technology dropped for the fourth straight month. The CEA-CNET Index of Consumer Technology Expectations (ICTE) fell to 67.2, a drop of more than a point from last month, marking the lowest level of the ICTE since its inception in January of 2007. The ICTE, which measures consumers' confidence in consumer electronics and technology, is down more than 16 points from this same time last year.
“With recent increases in the stock market and some signs of firming in the real estate market, consumers are beginning to indicate they'll be better off financially over the next year,” said DuBravac. “Still, until consumers are more confident in an economic recovery, we expect consumer spending to remain muted.”
The CEA-CNET Indexes are comprised of the ICE and the ICTE, both of which are updated on a monthly basis through consumer surveys. New data is released on the fourth Tuesday of each month. CEA and CNET have been tracking index data since January 2007. To find current and past indexes, charts, methodology and future release dates, log on to www.CEACNETindexes.org.
Google Summer of Code 2009
Google Summer of Code is open once again to all Malaysian university students!
Google today announced the opening of the application period for university students who wish to participate in the Google Summer of Code™ 2009 program. Google is working with 150 mentoring organizations and will fund approximately 1,000 student projects in 2009, the fifth year of this program.
Student applications will be accepted from now until April 3, 2009 . Students who wish to join the Google Summer of Code (GSoC) should visit http://code.google.com/soc/ for more information. Program updates can also be viewed on the Google Open Source Blog at http://google-opensource.blogspot.com or http://google-opensource.blogspot.com/2009/03/students-apply-now-for-google-summer-of.html
"Last year, three students in Malaysia successfully completed their open source projects and collaborated with mentors in different countries around the world. We hope to get even more university students from Malaysia into the Google Summer of Code community this year," said Leslie Hawthorn, Google Open Source Team and GSoC program manager.
Google today announced the opening of the application period for university students who wish to participate in the Google Summer of Code™ 2009 program. Google is working with 150 mentoring organizations and will fund approximately 1,000 student projects in 2009, the fifth year of this program.
Student applications will be accepted from now until April 3, 2009 . Students who wish to join the Google Summer of Code (GSoC) should visit http://code.google.com/soc/ for more information. Program updates can also be viewed on the Google Open Source Blog at http://google-opensource.blogspot.com or http://google-opensource.blogspot.com/2009/03/students-apply-now-for-google-summer-of.html
"Last year, three students in Malaysia successfully completed their open source projects and collaborated with mentors in different countries around the world. We hope to get even more university students from Malaysia into the Google Summer of Code community this year," said Leslie Hawthorn, Google Open Source Team and GSoC program manager.
24 March 2009
New HP SmartPhone
HP has announced the newest members of the HP smartphone portfolio – giving users access to email, voice and GPS while on the go. (1,2)
The HP iPAQ Voice Messenger is a sleek 3G smartphone with an integrated 20-key keypad that allows users to access powerful voice, email and GPS applications. (1,2,3)
The HP iPAQ Data Messenger is a sophisticated 3G smartphone with a large touchscreen display, full slide-out alphanumeric keyboard and built-in GPS capabilities, (3) providing a new way to experience mobile messaging and navigation from HP.
“The new HP iPAQ smartphones are stylish additions to our mobile device portfolio that allows customers to connect how and when they want with a device that suits their work and lifestyle,” said Danny Lee, Country General Manager, Personal Systems Group, Hewlett-Packard (M) Sdn Bhd. “With our new HP iPAQ devices, customers can stay connected to the information, content and people that matter most to them.”
Stylish new 3G smartphones
The HP iPAQ Data Messenger and HP iPAQ Voice Messenger offer email and voice capabilities, along with convenient access to a wealth of applications, making it easy for people on the move to stay connected.
Users can easily access email and the Internet
around the world with advanced 3G wireless technologies, including HSPA broadband speeds, tri-band UMTS and quad-band GSM/GPRS/EDGE. Budget-conscious travelers can also save on their data-plan minutes, connect to the Internet and email (1) where Wi-Fi is available, and find their way on the road with integrated GPS and Google Maps™.
Both smartphones feature a unique five-way optical navigation button that provides a “gliding” sensation when scrolling through menus, and intelligent predictive text capabilities that learn users’ vocabulary and style from messages and emails for progressively faster and easier message composition.
Built-in Voice Commander features, such as HP Voice Reply, enable hands-free emailing. With integrated Windows® Live Messenger, instant messaging is more intuitive. Additionally, the familiar Windows Mobile® 6.1 operating system means many customers can skip the hassles of a “new phone” learning curve and IT departments can easily and securely integrate the iPAQ smartphones into their existing Microsoft® Exchange environments.
The HP iPAQ Data Messenger and the HP iPAQ Voice Messenger feature Microsoft Office Outlook Mobile, making synchronising contacts, appointments and tasks a breeze. Both devices feature ample memory to access important Microsoft Office Mobile files and store favourite photos and music with up to 8 gigabytes (GB) (5) of convenient micro secure digital (SD) storage. The 3.1 mega-pixel autofocus camera with 5x digital zoom makes capturing and sharing photos a snap.
A sleek package featuring a beautiful 2.4-inch QVGA screen, the HP iPAQ Voice Messenger packs a powerful punch with its many connectivity options and is ideal for people on the go who want a slim and stylish smartphone with a 20-key keypad design.
The HP iPAQ Data Messenger is a stunning 3G world phone with a large, 2.8-inch QVGA touchscreen designed for those who prefer composing their detailed messages on a full alphanumeric keyboard. The HP iPAQ Data Messenger’s large touchscreen display automatically rotates between portrait and landscape orientation to easily view mobile content.
Availability and pricing
The HP iPAQ Voice Messenger is available now at a recommended street price of RM1,388.
The HP iPAQ Data Messenger is available now at a recommended street price of RM2,088.
13 March 2009
Interview Rejects
Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.
Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No!
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper"! (Job hoper lah!)
Story VI!
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.
Story! VII
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.
Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No!
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper"! (Job hoper lah!)
Story VI!
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.
Story! VII
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
05 March 2009
Email Lawak Di Pagi Hari Yang Kudapat
suami tengah memandu.
Isteri : kita dah berkawin 15 tahun dah,saya rasa saya tak sesuai lagi bersama dengan awak... saya nak mintak cerai dengan awak.....
si suami diam dan terus memandu kereta ...bertambah laju....(70km)
isteri : saya dah tak cintakan awak lagi...sebenarnya saya
dah ada teman lelaki....dia akan berkawin dengan saya lepas awak ceraikan
saya... saya malas nak cerita panjang lagi..dan saya tak nak awak cuba
pujuk saya..saya dah bosan hidup dengan awak....!!
si suami terus memandu dengan penuh perasaan marah...masih diam...
Isteri : bila kita bercerai,saya nak rumah kita...
si suami masih diam ...memandu dengan lebih laju.....(80km)
isteri : saya nak anak kita juga...awak bukan bolehpelihara mereka.....
si suami masih diam ..tambah kelajuan (100 km)
isteri : saya nak kereta ini,kredit card dan saving akaun kita
sisuami masih diam, membelok kereta ke arah jaya jusco.......
isteri : awak ada ingin minta apa2??
suami : tak perlu....saya dah ada apa yang saya perlukan...
isteri : ya kah?? apa yang awak ada..??
suami : si suami menjawap sebelum beliau menlanggar dinding
konkrit jaya jusco... saya ada air bag.....awak tak ada..
Isteri : kita dah berkawin 15 tahun dah,saya rasa saya tak sesuai lagi bersama dengan awak... saya nak mintak cerai dengan awak.....
si suami diam dan terus memandu kereta ...bertambah laju....(70km)
isteri : saya dah tak cintakan awak lagi...sebenarnya saya
dah ada teman lelaki....dia akan berkawin dengan saya lepas awak ceraikan
saya... saya malas nak cerita panjang lagi..dan saya tak nak awak cuba
pujuk saya..saya dah bosan hidup dengan awak....!!
si suami terus memandu dengan penuh perasaan marah...masih diam...
Isteri : bila kita bercerai,saya nak rumah kita...
si suami masih diam ...memandu dengan lebih laju.....(80km)
isteri : saya nak anak kita juga...awak bukan bolehpelihara mereka.....
si suami masih diam ..tambah kelajuan (100 km)
isteri : saya nak kereta ini,kredit card dan saving akaun kita
sisuami masih diam, membelok kereta ke arah jaya jusco.......
isteri : awak ada ingin minta apa2??
suami : tak perlu....saya dah ada apa yang saya perlukan...
isteri : ya kah?? apa yang awak ada..??
suami : si suami menjawap sebelum beliau menlanggar dinding
konkrit jaya jusco... saya ada air bag.....awak tak ada..
04 March 2009
The New Hybrid Everio GZ-X900
JVC today announced a new dual-use camera that shoots high definition video and high resolution digital still images. The new hybrid Everio GZ-X900, or Everio X, is a small, light, all-in-one camera that offers the powerful shooting combination of Full HD video and nine -megapixel still photos, plus creative shooting functions such as slow motion video and high speed “motor drive” still photography.
Highlights of the new JVC Everio X include:
- The camera is small enough to slip into a shirt pocket and at just 0.66 pounds is one of the lightest cameras that can shoot 1920 x 1080 Full HD AVCHD video;
- Shoots nine-megapixel (no interpolation) digital stills and Full HD video with 1000 TV lines of horizontal resolution – close to the theoretical maximum horizontal resolution for 1920 x 1080 high definition video for no-compromise images;
- 10x slow motion shooting plays back 2.4 seconds of recorded video over 24 seconds;
- Up to six nine-megapixel stills can be shot at 15 images per second – faster than what digital SLRs can achieve;
- Simultaneous five-megapixel digital still shooting while recording Full HD video – photos can be shot at shutter speeds as fast as 1/4000 second without interrupting
video recording;
- Records video and stills to SDHC memory cards.
The new Everio X was designed for the consumer who wants to shoot high quality digital stills and HD video, but wants the convenience of a single camera. While most conventional video camcorders shoot digital stills and most digital still cameras shoot video, the secondary capabilities of these cameras don’t offer sufficient quality for many users. Everio X solves that dilemma by providing high quality stills and top quality HD video.
Unique Design
The design of Everio X is a distinct departure from other camcorders, including other Everio models. About the size of a chunky smart phone, Everio X is a slab-sided rectangle without the handgrip, protrusions or indentations found on most camcorders. The design allows plenty of flexibility in how the camera is held – from below, above, or whatever suits the situation and the user’s preference. There are top-mounted zoom and record buttons, and a second set next to the LCD screen for additional shooting flexibility. The camera is black with silver accents, with the right side featuring a textured carbon fiber-like finish to provide a secure grip and resist smudges.
Small enough to easily slip into a pocket or purse, Everio X weighs just 0.66 pounds (including the internal battery and a memory card) and measures 2.6 inches tall, 4.88 inches long and just 1.46 inches wide.
1000 TV Lines of Full HD and Nine-Megapixel Stills
A 10.3-megapixel CMOS sensor is at the heart of the camera’s superior image quality. The high quality nine-megapixel digital still photos the camera shoots correlate directly to the un-interpolated performance of this 1/2.33-inch CMOS sensor. For the first time ever, it is also the source of 1920 x 1080/60i Full HD AVCHD format video. The camera records at a stunning 1000 TV lines of horizontal resolution – close to the theoretical maximum of 1920 x 1080 Full HD.
JVC’s new proprietary optical image stabilization (OIS) technology applies camera shake compensation optically at the Everio X lens entrance to ensure effectiveness throughout the zoom range and allow high quality shooting without a tripod. Everio X also uses a new KONICA MINOLTA HD LENS with a 5X optical zoom.
Further contributing to the camera’s high image quality is JVC’s HD Gigabrid Premium image processing engine. In addition, face detection technology assures accurate focus and exposure, and HDMI™ V.1.3 with x.v.Color™ provides increased color accuracy when connected to HDTV displays.
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